Joey Jabroni
@joeyjabroni.bsky.social
Come for the typos, stay for the overwhelming optimism and positivity.
Mariners | Punk Rock | Lefty Stuff
Mariners | Punk Rock | Lefty Stuff
Why do they all look like this?!
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Why do they all look like this?!
“You know, the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow is about 24mph”
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“You know, the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow is about 24mph”
They’re so mad about this. They really think food is a privilege, or at least they want YOU to think that so that you work 70 hours a week for their shitty companies to be able to afford it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They’re so mad about this. They really think food is a privilege, or at least they want YOU to think that so that you work 70 hours a week for their shitty companies to be able to afford it.
Oh man. There were NOT many good, let alone PERFECT albums when I was 16, but off the top of my head:
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh man. There were NOT many good, let alone PERFECT albums when I was 16, but off the top of my head:
Hillary apologists suck. Any criticism of her is me with either:
“What, you like Trump”
Or
“You probably don’t like her because she’s a woman”
When in reality she’s an awful person, a worse politician and is a HUGE reason we’re in the mess we are now.
“What, you like Trump”
Or
“You probably don’t like her because she’s a woman”
When in reality she’s an awful person, a worse politician and is a HUGE reason we’re in the mess we are now.
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hillary apologists suck. Any criticism of her is me with either:
“What, you like Trump”
Or
“You probably don’t like her because she’s a woman”
When in reality she’s an awful person, a worse politician and is a HUGE reason we’re in the mess we are now.
“What, you like Trump”
Or
“You probably don’t like her because she’s a woman”
When in reality she’s an awful person, a worse politician and is a HUGE reason we’re in the mess we are now.
Finishing Halloween off with a favorite!
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Finishing Halloween off with a favorite!
You uhhhh… you either got incredibly lucky or you know your McRib scripture…
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You uhhhh… you either got incredibly lucky or you know your McRib scripture…
It’s not much but I’m happy to help anyone doing this kind of thing
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It’s not much but I’m happy to help anyone doing this kind of thing
Hopefully this helps
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hopefully this helps
Sir Denny the Gray is a Mariners fan. He’s gotten his hopes up so many times and been been let down time after time. Now he just stares out the window at the rain contemplating his life choices.
He’ll be ok… probably
He’ll be ok… probably
October 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sir Denny the Gray is a Mariners fan. He’s gotten his hopes up so many times and been been let down time after time. Now he just stares out the window at the rain contemplating his life choices.
He’ll be ok… probably
He’ll be ok… probably
Coco is a Twins fan. Lovely on the outside but sooooooo sick of your (ownership) shit.
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Coco is a Twins fan. Lovely on the outside but sooooooo sick of your (ownership) shit.
Sometimes we’re given the oddest evidence of a higher power’s existence.
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sometimes we’re given the oddest evidence of a higher power’s existence.
We’re coming up on 3 liters!
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We’re coming up on 3 liters!
Pitch 4 has been a strike all night…
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Pitch 4 has been a strike all night…
Fox not showing that check swing because he did NOT go around also pitch 2 is NOT a strike.
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fox not showing that check swing because he did NOT go around also pitch 2 is NOT a strike.
Should have been out #2 pitches 4&5 are in the exact same spot 1 called a ball the other a strike.
(They were both strikes)
(They were both strikes)
October 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Should have been out #2 pitches 4&5 are in the exact same spot 1 called a ball the other a strike.
(They were both strikes)
(They were both strikes)
Guy to the right looks like this
October 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Guy to the right looks like this
Having someone save this feels like they have sinister plans for me.
October 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Having someone save this feels like they have sinister plans for me.
Pitch 4 being called a strike is just horrific. Potentially changes the whole series.
ABS FUCKING NOW
ABS FUCKING NOW
October 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Pitch 4 being called a strike is just horrific. Potentially changes the whole series.
ABS FUCKING NOW
ABS FUCKING NOW