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Joey Jabroni

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · Nov 24

“But some of us bought those cars before we learned all that terrible stuff about him!”

Fine.

But if you have enough money to buy a Tesla, you have enough money to get rid of a Tesla.

Keeping it is a choice.

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Dan @danjoncon.bsky.social · 1h

Oh my god listen to that crowd

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry if that was snarky! I love Twins fans!!?

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 5h

First time here?

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 5h

This is marijuana

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 6h

Also, hey, if you're out in the world or the Internet trying to find special Mariners stuff to celebrate, could you let me know if you see some of the things stolen from my storage unit?

www.kiro7.com/news/local/m...

Mariners fan robbed of custom jerseys, memorabilia ahead of ALDS Game 5

A Mariners fan says someone broke into his storage locker and robbed him of his jersey collection.

www.kiro7.com

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 7h

DO IT

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 7h

Mariner fans this is freaking awesome! ALL respect to our expansion brothers to the north!

OFC I want the Mariners to win, but if it can’t be us I’ll root HARD for the Jays!

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 9h

Congrats to the Mariners on winning the Battle of the Somme of baseball games. I think the Jays will have a tougher time against them because they will not be fueled by pure liquid Yankee hatred. Mariners are downright likeable.

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 8h

Why have I been up for 3 hours already?!

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 17h

Yup. Fuck them

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 17h

Amazing!!!

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 17h

Honestly I’m thinking Perry has made a HUGE difference in his defense.

Love this!

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 17h

Love it!!!! Thank you Minneapolis!!!

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 17h

Yes please!! And I mean it! I think I interact with you more than anyone!

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 17h

LOVE interacting with U!

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 17h

You did! You said he was too good to keep performing like that and then we learned that he was hurt.

He may be more of a Mariner legend now though than a Twins legend.

Maybe we can just share him?!

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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 18h

BREAKING: Jorge Polanco hit a game-ending single in the 15th inning, and the Seattle Mariners advanced to the AL Championship Series by outlasting the Detroit Tigers for a 3-2 victory in the longest winner-take-all postseason game in baseball history.