John Federico
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John Federico
@john-fed-philly.bsky.social
Later.
Do NOT, I repeat, NOT, use dynamite.
A whale washed up in Nantucket,
On the beach so we brought spades and buckets.
The whale was too big,
for any hole we could dig.
So we left it right there, saying...
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
They think we are all stupid…

Pete Hegseth’s DOD Says It Is Too Fragile to Make 16 New Badges www.emptywheel.net/2025/03/14/p...
Pete Hegseth's DOD Says It Is Too Fragile to Make 16 New Badges - emptywheel
How does Pete Hegseth expect to take on China if his department can't manage making 16 new badges?
www.emptywheel.net
March 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
And new “albums” or “records” - not “vinyls.”
You used to be able to walk into a store and buy CDs
January 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Reposted by John Federico
You used to be able to walk into a store and buy CDs
January 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Holy crap…Please take some time this weekend to read this thread and then the entire story…no really…holy crap…
THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.

It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
January 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hi Jeff! We met several years ago at Phoenix frisbee game…I want to order a pizza shirt for my grandson - are those still available and can you send me a link to the order form? Many thanks and happy holidays!
John federico
December 16, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I mine fucks like other people mine bitcoin.
just checked my fucks box, and it turns out I still have fucks left to give. a diminishing supply to be sure, but still got a few.
December 2, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Reposted by John Federico
just checked my fucks box, and it turns out I still have fucks left to give. a diminishing supply to be sure, but still got a few.
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 AM
It was 1-1/2 to 2 Burficts.
one of the dirtest hits ever, needs to be suspended the rest of the year
December 1, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I’m happy to be here in this space.

For my first skywriting experience, I’d like to pose a question:

Namely, who is the better Barkley in Philly sports history, Charles or Saguon? (Please show your work.)
November 30, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Hello! This site is highly recommended and really I need more internet-based ways to waste time. So here I am..
November 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM