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asker the gauche, glycojohn destroyer of carbs
@johnbender.bsky.social
Formal verification researcher at Sandia National Labs. Much too excited about bikes. Bread is my loaf language.
One can also delete the account from the web as a matter of data privacy in some states (I did this in CA)

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January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
you do have a strong moral compass @steveklabnik.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
feel like this deserves a dropped ‘g’
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
😳
January 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
And the first is crucial for the second so it’s not really possible to do well without them both at exceptionally high levels. Dude is bonkers.
January 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
“… and the setting sun with the last light of Durin's Day will shine upon th- Nah nah man forget all this, my cousin Mikey did that one we good.”
December 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by asker the gauche, glycojohn destroyer of carbs
I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
🎄🎄🎄
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
the avoid insulin induced food torpor challenge (impossible)
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
or GLB’n honestly I’ve been staring at this trying to decide and I just want to make the joke
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
we be LUB’n
Bounce GIF
ALT: Bounce GIF
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December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I believe it was Dave Chappell in his greatest role as Rick James who said (paraphrasing heavily) “They should have never given you people money”
December 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM