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@johnbrownstan.bsky.social
Militant liberal. Aspiring re-education camp counselor. Filibuster abolition enjoyer.
Look down the game tree. What's at the end of all those off-equilibrium paths? DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
Look down the game tree. What's at the end of all those off-equilibrium paths? DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
WeChat's translations are incredible sometimes
January 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
WeChat's translations are incredible sometimes
Okay thank god
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Okay thank god
Let's check the tapes!
January 29, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Let's check the tapes!
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Hahaha this post was inspired by looking at a bunch of these fake YouTube thumbnails
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Hahaha this post was inspired by looking at a bunch of these fake YouTube thumbnails
Timeline cleanse
January 26, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Timeline cleanse
Okay, pretty sure the first shooter is this guy. Also very clear from the videos that he was in no danger, and it really looks like he just pulls out his gun and executes him because he feels like it
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Okay, pretty sure the first shooter is this guy. Also very clear from the videos that he was in no danger, and it really looks like he just pulls out his gun and executes him because he feels like it
In the first picture, no shot has been fired yet. The circled gun was pulled out of the victim's waistband by the officer who is now holding it and walking away.
The second picture is the time of the first gunshot, about 1 second later
The second picture is the time of the first gunshot, about 1 second later
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
In the first picture, no shot has been fired yet. The circled gun was pulled out of the victim's waistband by the officer who is now holding it and walking away.
The second picture is the time of the first gunshot, about 1 second later
The second picture is the time of the first gunshot, about 1 second later
Yeah this guy's reaction to everything was just weird. He was front and center during the initial scuffle, and then the moment the shots start he just skulks off
January 24, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Yeah this guy's reaction to everything was just weird. He was front and center during the initial scuffle, and then the moment the shots start he just skulks off
Also, hard to say for sure, but I think the guy who initially shoots him and sets off the cascade is this dude, who quickly sneaks off behind some cars
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Also, hard to say for sure, but I think the guy who initially shoots him and sets off the cascade is this dude, who quickly sneaks off behind some cars
Okay, I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. A Fortune article about Larry Ellison's gleeful dystopian vision of the future, in which everyone is surveilled at all times, compares it to.... China's non-exist social credit system
January 24, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Okay, I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. A Fortune article about Larry Ellison's gleeful dystopian vision of the future, in which everyone is surveilled at all times, compares it to.... China's non-exist social credit system
All due respect to Dr. Jacobs @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social (who has turned off quote-posts, hence screenshots): I'm sure we all agree that parents do not have a right to beat the shit out of their children, and I really don't see why failure to vaccinate should be treated differently.
January 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
All due respect to Dr. Jacobs @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social (who has turned off quote-posts, hence screenshots): I'm sure we all agree that parents do not have a right to beat the shit out of their children, and I really don't see why failure to vaccinate should be treated differently.
SEEKING INFORMATION
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
SEEKING INFORMATION
January 20, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Like this guy has no conception of politics beyond whipping votes and parliamentary procedure. So of course the best reassurance he can give to the Europeans is "maybe we can distract the mad king a bit? idk"
January 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Like this guy has no conception of politics beyond whipping votes and parliamentary procedure. So of course the best reassurance he can give to the Europeans is "maybe we can distract the mad king a bit? idk"
Not to detract from the point, but wtf am I looking at here
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Not to detract from the point, but wtf am I looking at here
We don't need to extend any more empathy to these despicable halfwits than we would to any random Nazi in 1945.
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
We don't need to extend any more empathy to these despicable halfwits than we would to any random Nazi in 1945.
Not quite the right context, but I'm posting it anyway because it's one of the best original memes of mine
January 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Not quite the right context, but I'm posting it anyway because it's one of the best original memes of mine
Never change, bluesky
January 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Never change, bluesky
And signaling that it could be a checkmate makes it more likely! This is exactly what I'm referring to here.
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
And signaling that it could be a checkmate makes it more likely! This is exactly what I'm referring to here.
Wow look at these weird foreigners cleaning their butts with water, thanks you the Post for this hard hitting report
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Wow look at these weird foreigners cleaning their butts with water, thanks you the Post for this hard hitting report
I think this is sort of a weird thing for an intense AI critic to admit?
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I think this is sort of a weird thing for an intense AI critic to admit?