No jumper here, but he's got a pretty good sweater

it is legitimately incredible to me that people continue to get inquiries from the new yorker and go "yes, of course, *I* will be the person who finally comes out of a chotiner interview not looking like a complete asshole"

unironically i would buy that card within seconds and i don't even play that game anymore

you know who could be considered, in some ways, an "andrew tate of the left"? your fucking therapist

people who say "i'll never vote for party A unless they give me X, Y and Z" understand and are participating in democracy. anyone who is like "i will vote for party A under any circumstances no matter what" may as well have a king

i think you mean "it damn's"

obviously You Do Not Gotta Hand It To Him, but neither do you have to egg him on into following through on any of his bullshit

Biden was our Chernenko and these are our Aging Kremlin Hardliners