John Hatch
@johnhatch.bsky.social
Author of "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MURDER?" CLUE AND THE MAKING OF A CULT CLASSIC.
Movies, baseball, books, and food, not necessarily in that order.
Movies, baseball, books, and food, not necessarily in that order.
Happy birthday to an American legend, Martin Balsam, the greatest sneezer who ever lived.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Happy birthday to an American legend, Martin Balsam, the greatest sneezer who ever lived.
Bruce has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Bruce has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
"A wife can tell." RIP to the great Diane Ladd.
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"A wife can tell." RIP to the great Diane Ladd.
Sazerac is a little unsure of his Pennywise costume.
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sazerac is a little unsure of his Pennywise costume.
LOL I cannot express to you how much of a nobody I am and *I'm* blocked. That's how pathetic these losers are.
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
LOL I cannot express to you how much of a nobody I am and *I'm* blocked. That's how pathetic these losers are.
Every single Democratic leader should have to stare at this for an hour.
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Every single Democratic leader should have to stare at this for an hour.
Blues Alley destroying it tonight with the Herm Hopkins quartet. Amazing.
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Blues Alley destroying it tonight with the Herm Hopkins quartet. Amazing.
Have a Night Court rerun on in the background when absolute king Elisha Cook Jr. shows up. Man worked from the 1930s straight through to his last gig as a recurring character on Magnum, PI. HERO.
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Have a Night Court rerun on in the background when absolute king Elisha Cook Jr. shows up. Man worked from the 1930s straight through to his last gig as a recurring character on Magnum, PI. HERO.
Someone show these fools my social media before they make the worst mistake of their lives
October 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Someone show these fools my social media before they make the worst mistake of their lives
You know what to do.
October 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You know what to do.
Homer trying to impersonate Mr. Burns's signature, "Excellent!" line.
October 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Homer trying to impersonate Mr. Burns's signature, "Excellent!" line.
IIt feels not unrelated to everything that my smart lock will stop working and my kids can't get into the house because a larger company bought out a smaller company and I have to pay to upgrade. Greedy bastards everywhere, and if they have to kowtow to fascists, so be it.
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
IIt feels not unrelated to everything that my smart lock will stop working and my kids can't get into the house because a larger company bought out a smaller company and I have to pay to upgrade. Greedy bastards everywhere, and if they have to kowtow to fascists, so be it.
My kids will live without Disney+.
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My kids will live without Disney+.
Pretty sure Rian Johnson and I are the only two people on earth who like this movie. Yes, it's very stupid—that's the point! It's funny as hell.
September 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Pretty sure Rian Johnson and I are the only two people on earth who like this movie. Yes, it's very stupid—that's the point! It's funny as hell.
We used to be a country, a proper country.
September 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We used to be a country, a proper country.
The most not peak TV show you'll ever see. Just pure '70s mystery goodness.
September 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The most not peak TV show you'll ever see. Just pure '70s mystery goodness.
Attending church to pray for our country since it’s led by a convicted felon who draws pictures of prepubescent girls for his best friend, the world’s most notorious pedophile.
September 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Attending church to pray for our country since it’s led by a convicted felon who draws pictures of prepubescent girls for his best friend, the world’s most notorious pedophile.
Looks like a case for Lionel Hutz.
September 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Looks like a case for Lionel Hutz.