John Michael White
@johnmichaelw.bsky.social
Is all about New Labour, #nffc, #threelions, #veganism, Brett Anderson, Morrissey, physics, Star Trek, @prodnose, and thinking tea, lovely tea, solves most ills
It really is a cultural crime against humanity that there doesn't seem to be any place on the internet you can watch the Psychobitches "Mitford Sisters" bit.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It really is a cultural crime against humanity that there doesn't seem to be any place on the internet you can watch the Psychobitches "Mitford Sisters" bit.
But go ahead, keep sneering you cunt. It's what Nigel wants you to do.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
But go ahead, keep sneering you cunt. It's what Nigel wants you to do.
Each poppy is an act of remembrance from a working class community to a local individual who gave everything to help save civilisation. A promise both to remember the sacrifices made for us, and that we won't forget our obligation to build a better society in their name.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Each poppy is an act of remembrance from a working class community to a local individual who gave everything to help save civilisation. A promise both to remember the sacrifices made for us, and that we won't forget our obligation to build a better society in their name.
Is it me, or do they ban Christmas earlier every year?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
November 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Is it me, or do they ban Christmas earlier every year?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
PS, when the fuck does he imagine they were called "Christmas Mince Pies"?
"...with climate doomerism fading..." desperation takes hold in Jamaica after hurricane.
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"...with climate doomerism fading..." desperation takes hold in Jamaica after hurricane.
There is no amount of money that could make me say this while arguing with someone pretending to be a cat.
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There is no amount of money that could make me say this while arguing with someone pretending to be a cat.
I cannot overstate just how much I hate this. Politics as a game of "when we've worked out how to win, what policies will serve that" rather than "how do we improve peoples' lives". This is *exactly* why populists of left and right are on the rise.
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I cannot overstate just how much I hate this. Politics as a game of "when we've worked out how to win, what policies will serve that" rather than "how do we improve peoples' lives". This is *exactly* why populists of left and right are on the rise.
Imagine writing "with climate doomerism fading" as Jamaica declares a disaster after being hit with the strongest hurricane in its history.
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Imagine writing "with climate doomerism fading" as Jamaica declares a disaster after being hit with the strongest hurricane in its history.
Am watching the second season of #Reacher, and it's very good, but the suspension of disbelief is troubled somewhat by me constantly expecting Dixon to bring me breaking news of a deadline day medical happening at Wolverhampton.
October 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Am watching the second season of #Reacher, and it's very good, but the suspension of disbelief is troubled somewhat by me constantly expecting Dixon to bring me breaking news of a deadline day medical happening at Wolverhampton.
It's OK, they've given it Big Sam until the end of the season. Good luck to anyone thinking they can now defend a York corner.
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's OK, they've given it Big Sam until the end of the season. Good luck to anyone thinking they can now defend a York corner.
They've given it Big Sam until the end of the season.
October 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They've given it Big Sam until the end of the season.
What the Hubble Space Telescope sees of the Andromeda galaxy when it tells it to say "cheese" just as it's about to pass over whichever town #Reacher is punching someone in today.
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
What the Hubble Space Telescope sees of the Andromeda galaxy when it tells it to say "cheese" just as it's about to pass over whichever town #Reacher is punching someone in today.
Finished watching the first season of #Reacher, and it's very good, but the suspension of disbelief is troubled somewhat by the fact that characters in it are willingly fighting a man so large satellites have their orbit measurably disturbed every time they pass over him.
October 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Finished watching the first season of #Reacher, and it's very good, but the suspension of disbelief is troubled somewhat by the fact that characters in it are willingly fighting a man so large satellites have their orbit measurably disturbed every time they pass over him.
Thanks Patrick, now the Lib Dems are locked in an all day emergency meeting discussing Ed volunteering to go on the next series of Total Wipeout.
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October 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Thanks Patrick, now the Lib Dems are locked in an all day emergency meeting discussing Ed volunteering to go on the next series of Total Wipeout.
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I mean, look at this. The "they" he speaks of is someone called Jean Wilda with precisely 742 subscribers. The man's sent himself potty.
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I mean, look at this. The "they" he speaks of is someone called Jean Wilda with precisely 742 subscribers. The man's sent himself potty.
As things stand only one of the top 15 in the Championship are in receipt of parachute payments. Not 100% certain what that means, but it might not mean nowt.
October 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
As things stand only one of the top 15 in the Championship are in receipt of parachute payments. Not 100% certain what that means, but it might not mean nowt.
Antivax wasn't a thing, there were no widespread concerns about their safety or efficacy, no numbers of parents stopping their kids having them, until the Eye decided to spend years promoting, week after week after week, the crackpottery of fraud Andrew Wakefield. The Mail followed, and here we are.
October 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Antivax wasn't a thing, there were no widespread concerns about their safety or efficacy, no numbers of parents stopping their kids having them, until the Eye decided to spend years promoting, week after week after week, the crackpottery of fraud Andrew Wakefield. The Mail followed, and here we are.
There are many, many examples of football managers coming in, having a tough start implementing new ideas, and going on to great things.
There are many, many examples of football managers coming in, and after a great start, failing.
Exhibit A. Exhibit B.
Patience please. #nffc
There are many, many examples of football managers coming in, and after a great start, failing.
Exhibit A. Exhibit B.
Patience please. #nffc
October 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
There are many, many examples of football managers coming in, having a tough start implementing new ideas, and going on to great things.
There are many, many examples of football managers coming in, and after a great start, failing.
Exhibit A. Exhibit B.
Patience please. #nffc
There are many, many examples of football managers coming in, and after a great start, failing.
Exhibit A. Exhibit B.
Patience please. #nffc
Why would people want to go to a heaven without their pets? I'd be doing sins I wasn't really into to ensure I got to stay with my dogs.
October 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Why would people want to go to a heaven without their pets? I'd be doing sins I wasn't really into to ensure I got to stay with my dogs.
Yes, clearly your opinion is the only socially acceptable one in the US, it's why you can't stop winning.
September 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yes, clearly your opinion is the only socially acceptable one in the US, it's why you can't stop winning.
Been reminded again today of a fundamental truth. If you can't articulate why someone might disagree with you in good faith, you aren't arguing against them, you're arguing against a totem of them that only exists in your imagination.
September 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Been reminded again today of a fundamental truth. If you can't articulate why someone might disagree with you in good faith, you aren't arguing against them, you're arguing against a totem of them that only exists in your imagination.
...then two hours of perfection from the biggest band since the Beatles rounding off the biggest event in the musical history these islands. And all while being so close we could have cupped Liam's maracas. Marvellous! #OasisLive25
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
...then two hours of perfection from the biggest band since the Beatles rounding off the biggest event in the musical history these islands. And all while being so close we could have cupped Liam's maracas. Marvellous! #OasisLive25
Just a perfect day! Still fit in my Oasis t-shirt I bought when I was 17, met some lovely people, got to stand on the Wembley pitch in about the spot where Yatesy challenged for Garner's ball, saw two really good supports...
September 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Just a perfect day! Still fit in my Oasis t-shirt I bought when I was 17, met some lovely people, got to stand on the Wembley pitch in about the spot where Yatesy challenged for Garner's ball, saw two really good supports...
So I've had worse Sundays...
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So I've had worse Sundays...