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Rian Johnson: "A Benoit Blanc/Muppets crossover just wouldn't work."

Well, not with THAT attitude. 🙄 #knivesout #wakeupdeadman
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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If I had the Epstein Files I'd leak it to Marisa Kabas
marisakabas.bsky.social Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · Nov 19
I’m 250 paid subscribers away from a major goal. Think we can get there tonight? www.thehandbasket.co/upgrade
marisakabas.bsky.social Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · Nov 18
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I'm grateful that when I was a teenager "masculinity" seemed like it was more about taking gargantuan amounts of Es and dancing to beeping sounds in a random location for 24 hours at a time, rather than watching Ben Shapiro videos and getting really angry about women being in Star Wars.
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL
(a person in an inflatable unicorn costume to be clear)
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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dly.bsky.social
hey man, i saw you left me a voicemail. in the future, just go ahead and scream your msg into a mason jar and throw it into the sea, same success rate
May 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM