Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist
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You can't debate the stupid. You can't debate the crazy. You can't debate the delusional. This is why I talk to myself.
I went to a chiropractor for years. It never fixed anything. The treatment causes your body to release endorphins, fooling you into thinking it's helping. No surprise that grifters gravitate toward chiropractics because it's grounded in the idea of man's ability to heal by touch alone. Medbed 1.0.
How Chiropractors Became the Backbone of MAHA
Why they love Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — and he loves them.
www.politico.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I went to a chiropractor for years. It never fixed anything. The treatment causes your body to release endorphins, fooling you into thinking it's helping. No surprise that grifters gravitate toward chiropractics because it's grounded in the idea of man's ability to heal by touch alone. Medbed 1.0.
I'd like to thank Triple H for making me realize that $30 a month for this is way too steep.
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'd like to thank Triple H for making me realize that $30 a month for this is way too steep.
Sorry but a Thanksgiving invite at 4:41 AM today is not a real invitation. This comes with the assumption that I was sitting alone in my apartment eating cereal, watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with tears streaming down my face. Thanks for thinking that of me. #thankful
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sorry but a Thanksgiving invite at 4:41 AM today is not a real invitation. This comes with the assumption that I was sitting alone in my apartment eating cereal, watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with tears streaming down my face. Thanks for thinking that of me. #thankful
I can't get over this. As if we needed more proof that Noem's DHS is a ridiculous, spiteful joke.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I can't get over this. As if we needed more proof that Noem's DHS is a ridiculous, spiteful joke.
Ronald Dahl created Trump. Veruca's entitlement, Mike's need for attention, and the physique of Augustus Gloop.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ronald Dahl created Trump. Veruca's entitlement, Mike's need for attention, and the physique of Augustus Gloop.
Another day in America. Thought-to-be extinct Puritan gives "demon" horn of plenty of crap for Thanksgiving.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Another day in America. Thought-to-be extinct Puritan gives "demon" horn of plenty of crap for Thanksgiving.
Millionth verse, same as the first.
“‘Destroy MTG’: Trump’s Scorched-Earth Blitz Against the Georgia Congresswoman Is Going to Get Even Nastier”
Zeteo speaks to Trump insiders who reveal the deep sense of betrayal an irate president feels at former MAGA ally Marjorie 'Traitor' Greene:
Zeteo speaks to Trump insiders who reveal the deep sense of betrayal an irate president feels at former MAGA ally Marjorie 'Traitor' Greene:
‘Destroy MTG’: Trump’s Scorched-Earth Blitz Against the Georgia Congresswoman Is Going to Get Even Nastier
Zeteo speaks to Trump insiders who reveal the deep sense of betrayal an irate president feels at former MAGA ally Marjorie 'Traitor' Greene, who crossed him over releasing the Epstein files and more.
zeteo.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Millionth verse, same as the first.
We've been hearing it all wrong. They were saying America Farced.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We've been hearing it all wrong. They were saying America Farced.
The Trump administration is, essentially, the O'Doyle family from Billy Madison. But, eventually, these fascists all slip on a banana peel.
a car is driving down a road with trees in the background and the words makeagif.com below it
ALT: a car is driving down a road with trees in the background and the words makeagif.com below it
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Trump administration is, essentially, the O'Doyle family from Billy Madison. But, eventually, these fascists all slip on a banana peel.
How long til Sean Grayson gets a presidential pardon and joins ICE?
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
How long til Sean Grayson gets a presidential pardon and joins ICE?
John Smoltz is the Tim Pool of sports broadcasting.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
John Smoltz is the Tim Pool of sports broadcasting.
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
Maybe we've got it wrong. Maybe the East Wing is going to be a ball pit. That would rule. Or maybe it's just a big room where everyone is freeballing, kibbles and bits dragging on the floor.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Maybe we've got it wrong. Maybe the East Wing is going to be a ball pit. That would rule. Or maybe it's just a big room where everyone is freeballing, kibbles and bits dragging on the floor.
I hate that nearly everything I watch has a character that reminds me so much of Trump. In this case, it's John Wayne Gacy.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I hate that nearly everything I watch has a character that reminds me so much of Trump. In this case, it's John Wayne Gacy.
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
Now, Peter VaGiunta is an edgy joke.
October 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Now, Peter VaGiunta is an edgy joke.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
But, by all means, we should arrest protesters singing in giraffe costumes. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jd-...
Vance says young Republicans accused of racism shouldn't have their lives 'ruined'
The vice president contrasted offensive remarks in a private group chat with texts from a Democratic candidate in Virginia who had suggested a top Republican be killed.
www.nbcnews.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
But, by all means, we should arrest protesters singing in giraffe costumes. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jd-...
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October 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Trump really is just a keyboard tough guy, huh. IRL, he's probably even scared of Schumer. And Ned Flanders is infinitely scarier.
October 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Trump really is just a keyboard tough guy, huh. IRL, he's probably even scared of Schumer. And Ned Flanders is infinitely scarier.
Masked enforcement agents rounding people up in America, a secret police, if you will. An agency with this much funding isn't going away any time soon. They have already detained countless American citizens. What do you suppose will happen when their current ops end? They aren't going home.
September 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Masked enforcement agents rounding people up in America, a secret police, if you will. An agency with this much funding isn't going away any time soon. They have already detained countless American citizens. What do you suppose will happen when their current ops end? They aren't going home.
Seriously, if you can't recognize the fascism.
This is fucking horrifying.
A man was just chased and arrested outside of the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago. When legal observers from the National Lawyers Guild asked why, an agent threatened to arrest them too.
September 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Seriously, if you can't recognize the fascism.
I love Peanut Tillman even more now. Wonder if he taught the ball punch at the FBI.
Former Bears CB Charles Tillman: I left FBI because I didn't agree with its role in immigration
He told “The Pivot” podcast in an episode this week that he left after eight years because of his conscience.
chicago.suntimes.com
September 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I love Peanut Tillman even more now. Wonder if he taught the ball punch at the FBI.