Johnny 2026 Robot
@johnnyrobot.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, Sonographer, Veteran, Gaming, Pro LGBT. Diversity is Strength. Let's follow each other. I won't initiate a DM, but people I follow are welcome too.
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I love people, I hope to be a brightness in our journey figuring out our absurd world together. I have adjusted my views many times over my life as I lived and learned from others. Intellectual honesty, good faith, and a willingness to grow are why I am here, I will not waste my time on dogma.
A drug that sucks out and distributes serotonin
December 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
A drug that sucks out and distributes serotonin
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J.K. Rowling on the muggle masses.
"Transphobia Totalus!"
"Transphobia Totalus!"
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
J.K. Rowling on the muggle masses.
"Transphobia Totalus!"
"Transphobia Totalus!"
When I am in charge, all numbers above nine will be called a gazillion.
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
When I am in charge, all numbers above nine will be called a gazillion.
My cat will not let me get my both my socks on. So I sit here typing with one cold foot. What a bully.
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My cat will not let me get my both my socks on. So I sit here typing with one cold foot. What a bully.
Maybe I don't have a peer group. I think I will annoy everyone someday being authentic to myself.
December 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Maybe I don't have a peer group. I think I will annoy everyone someday being authentic to myself.
I pitty a soul that cannot grow. How boring it must be.
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I pitty a soul that cannot grow. How boring it must be.
I do think that some people can change their minds with logic and evidence. I know because I have, and I will strive to be nobody’s fool.
December 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I do think that some people can change their minds with logic and evidence. I know because I have, and I will strive to be nobody’s fool.
My sister on Facebook
“Obviously Trump derangement syndrome is highly contagious. I have recently been diagnosed with it. Do you think Kennedy is working on a vaccine?”
“Obviously Trump derangement syndrome is highly contagious. I have recently been diagnosed with it. Do you think Kennedy is working on a vaccine?”
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My sister on Facebook
“Obviously Trump derangement syndrome is highly contagious. I have recently been diagnosed with it. Do you think Kennedy is working on a vaccine?”
“Obviously Trump derangement syndrome is highly contagious. I have recently been diagnosed with it. Do you think Kennedy is working on a vaccine?”
This is the cyber truck I wanted when I was a kid.
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
This is the cyber truck I wanted when I was a kid.
Sometimes due to my schedule, I used to play overwatch with some Australians, the lag was awful, but they loved my accent 😆
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Sometimes due to my schedule, I used to play overwatch with some Australians, the lag was awful, but they loved my accent 😆
I tend to use this app more when I’m working third shift. On the plus side I get to interact with Australians.
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I tend to use this app more when I’m working third shift. On the plus side I get to interact with Australians.
I love my kids, my wife, my cat, my friends, my job, my coworkers, my apartment, and it’s still not enough. I never stop wanting more things to love.
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I love my kids, my wife, my cat, my friends, my job, my coworkers, my apartment, and it’s still not enough. I never stop wanting more things to love.
Sometimes I think about leaving social media, but that would just be letting everyone else win.
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Sometimes I think about leaving social media, but that would just be letting everyone else win.
Maybe I am really a robot and everyone but me knows.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Maybe I am really a robot and everyone but me knows.
The more followers you have , the more right you are. I can tell by the replies.
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The more followers you have , the more right you are. I can tell by the replies.
I spend more attention to people who follow back, it just seems polite.
December 16, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I spend more attention to people who follow back, it just seems polite.
I don’t understand so many things as much as I would like too.
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I don’t understand so many things as much as I would like too.
OB patient “I’m glad your nice”
I’m always nice 😊
I’m always nice 😊
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
OB patient “I’m glad your nice”
I’m always nice 😊
I’m always nice 😊
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The “i’ll fix everything on day one” loser is still blaming Joe Biden on day 328.
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The “i’ll fix everything on day one” loser is still blaming Joe Biden on day 328.
I feel like I'm being trained like an AI algorithm. You didn't like that post, so I most of went too far. Do you think I'm a creep now? I'll adjust my responses next time.
Ok time to take a break. Byeeeee
Ok time to take a break. Byeeeee
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I feel like I'm being trained like an AI algorithm. You didn't like that post, so I most of went too far. Do you think I'm a creep now? I'll adjust my responses next time.
Ok time to take a break. Byeeeee
Ok time to take a break. Byeeeee
Do I even need to bring up the measles outbreak? Maybe for the immunocompromised that live among us.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Do I even need to bring up the measles outbreak? Maybe for the immunocompromised that live among us.
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This Weeks Onion Magazine:
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine:
Social media is the tentacle mouth monster in return of the jedi. Be careful or you will be thrown into the pit and slowly digested
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Social media is the tentacle mouth monster in return of the jedi. Be careful or you will be thrown into the pit and slowly digested
I need my girl gaming group again; these guys don't seem to care about my cat pics.
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I need my girl gaming group again; these guys don't seem to care about my cat pics.