John Semley
@johnsemley3000.bsky.social
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writer and researcher, covering books, films, and psychoactivity, in no particular order. a pocket full of spare change and anger unlimited.
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fantasynflnews.bsky.social
HC Campbell on blitzing Patrick Mahomes:

"If you're gonna disguise, it better be worthy of a Grammy."
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
LeBron’s retirement may finally allow me to become the greatest rostered NBA player of my generation.
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
looks like Ohtani bet the over!
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
just say you like money! holy shit!
rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
Louis C.K. is a truly pathetic specimen
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
just say you like money! holy shit!
rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
Louis C.K. is a truly pathetic specimen
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thehighsign.bsky.social
Damn, so our best writer on Trump & the nightmare we're all living through is _also_ superb at writing on movies? It's fine, I'm not jealous at all. David Roth on OBAA, 1970s paranoid political thrillers, & how revolution, by its very nature, is always a work in progress. flaminghydra.com/issue-416/
Struggle cinema
David Roth on 'One Battle After Another'
flaminghydra.com
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
all-dressed is the BEST chip!
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jakecole.bsky.social
Feels like my brain is cooking sous vide in its own cranial fluid grappling with Hegseth announcing “I am so sick of fat, effeminate men” to warm up a crowd of generals for a planned loyalty pledge to DONALD TRUMP, the show tunes president currently dreaming of a ballroom the size of the Taj Mahal
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
Donald Trump: we should move the military into our own cities.

Hakeem Jeffries: I call him “Doofy Donald,” or “Don Doofio.”
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
borsch belt stalinism
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Trump to a room of generals: "I've never walked into a room so silent before. Just have a good time. And if you want to applaud, you applaud."
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
“Webster’s dictionary defines ‘peace’ as….”
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
he reminded me of Vince McMahon, especially the stick-in-the-ass strut
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
the future is a boot stomping you in the face while “Mo Bamba” plays, forever.
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
I think the future stuff is “now,” just based on the smart phones and shit like the antifa soldier and people talking about triggers and whatnot.
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
I never mind the gap when I board a subway or train. not my way!
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worldcafe.bsky.social
It’s the return of Spinal Tap and Cafe host Raina Douris sits down with the legends for a chat about the reunion. @rahrahraina.bsky.social has
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Spinal Tap on World Cafe
YouTube video by World Cafe
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johnsemley3000.bsky.social
not the funny and not annoying people! but the amount of humourless replies I get on here is truly shocking.
johnsemley3000.bsky.social
make everyone funnier and less annoying.
conradhackett.bsky.social
If you could change one thing about Bluesky, what would it be?