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Bluebird refugee, rebel with too many causes to list, not going back. I speak fluent sarcasm.
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Truth : helping
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Kim Davis can fuck ALLLLLLLL the way off.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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This scene is such a modern metaphor because we’re all Dorothy just clutching our pets as hard as we can and talking to our two remaining weirdo friends while the world rains asbestos snow on all of us 24/7
September 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Curious about what's to come in RFK Jr's takeover of America's healthcare system? This sheet pan low-sodium unseasoned chicken and rice will have you thinking you're in the hospital's respiratory ward. Dislodge your breathing tube and nosh away!
September 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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IT’S ALL NATIVE LAND!
September 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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If you enjoy…

Weekends
Safe working conditions
Retirement benefits
Paid vacations
Breaks at work
Sick leave
Paid holidays

… then you’re part of the labor movement. Happy Labor Day.
September 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
After 26+ years of federal service, I'm turning my badge in today and taking the early retirement offer. I have decided I can do more for our country on the outside. To my fellow feds, stay strong and resilient. We can rebuild. We can make it stronger. ✊️
a blurred image of a man with the words i will be unstoppable written on the bottom
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August 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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ICE crossed a line in LA
June 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Costco responded to shareholders requesting that it withdraw from DEI policies. The response was direct and to the point: Costco says, "Our board has considered this proposal and believes that our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect & inclusion is appropriate & necessary."

❤️COSTCO♥️
December 27, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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Good morning 🎄
December 20, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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Snicker snicker
December 15, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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Happy Friday the 13th 😈😈
December 13, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Are there any other feds out there who are nervous about posting for fear of reprisal come Jan 20?
December 1, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Saturday self-portrait...
November 30, 2024 at 7:55 PM