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jololikejazz.bsky.social
James Somebody
@jololikejazz.bsky.social
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Leftist gaymer. narcissist but not hot enough to do anything about it

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Quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 😘✌🏻
Me wearing a white St. Olaf College T-shirt that I cut the sleeves off of. I’m wearing my turtle shell classes. I have a beard and I’m smizing at the camera. I’m sitting in an upholstered arm chair that’s red, green, and gold plaid with a golf theme. Me wearing a red white and blue plaid collared t-shirt and black vest, giving a peace sign and slightly smiling at the camera. I have a cute little mustache and am wearing my turtle shell glasses. I’m sitting in my car at a red light 😬 Me wearing a red shirt grinning big at the camera. I’m holding some small pride flags and wearing a pride wristband. My friends nixostorme@bsky.social and @colbydc.bsky.social are on my left and right respectively. We’re wearing matching red shirts but the look kinda weird cuz I tried to edit out the text lol. Colby’s holding a large pride flag (the kind with black, brown, and trans-pride colors in a triangle on the side) behind me. My sunglasses are pride-colored. Me showing off my bare butt in a white sniffies jock in the mirror on my dresser. One leg is up on the dresser. I’m twisting my body around so you can see my face, and partly holding up my blank white shirt so you can clearly see the sniffies logo. Bed and stuff in the background.
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
jololikejazz.bsky.social
Omg I’m gonna meet them today
Girl who is “going to be okay” meme
December 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
jololikejazz.bsky.social
Your cock looks nice today!
SpongeBob panicking and stretching his arms out in protest with a shadow around him (a falling ice cream truck is about to hit him).
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
jololikejazz.bsky.social
Lmao same
My own copy of the big penis book on my coffee table. Also a stack of magazines with a print edition of the onion on top.
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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My Bible
Front cover of The Big Penis Book. It’s a close up of a big penis bulge in white briefs on a pink background. Edited by Dian Hanson. Publisher Taschen.
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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It’s #mcm and if you can guess the color of my red and black flannel I’ll give you a bl*wjob
Me kinda smiling but no teeth showing in my work flannel but it’s black and white
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
jololikejazz.bsky.social
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨

33 ☺️ but not for long 😱
Me looking at you, smizing, wearing my glasses, sitting in a chair.
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Pic of Man with cheeseburger for a head on Twitter. Account name is just a bunch of A’s
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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These are CURRENT RANKINGS ONLY and should not be considered definitive. Except Bewear, Goodra, Arcanine, and probably Umbreon. Those are pretty much locked in.
My favorite Pokémon of each type. Normal: Bewear Fire: Arcanine Water: Floatzel Grass: Decidueye Electric: Ampharos Ice: Mamoswine Fighting: Chesnaught Poison: Grafaiai Ground: Golurk Flying: Shaymin sky forme Psychic: Slowking Bug: Butterfree Rock: Rockruff Ghost: Greavard Dragon: Goodra Dark: Umbreon Steel: Aegislash Fairy: Dachsbun
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Good lol
ELECTIONS Republicans work to make Zohran Mamdani the face of the Democratic Party The GOP is pouncing on House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries' endorsement of Mamdani, hoping to paint Democrats as too far left ahead of the midterm elections next year.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Will Poulter “You guys are getting paid” meme but it says “You guys are getting DMs?”
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Uh oh! I got a stigmata!
My hand face up on my desk. I have a prominent blood blister at the lower right just where the hand meets the wrist.
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Seated af 😌
Screen grab of my Alamo drafthouse digital ticket for Mitski’s concert film, Mitski: The Land.
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I meant to quote post but I’m too much of a stoner to know what I’m doing

Jk I’m at work and therefore not stoned 😔
The stoner
October 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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🤭
“The Stoner”
October 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation…
“Are you busy?” “Who dis” “It’s me, Shirley. Aren’t you Amy?” “Omg hey bitch. Are you texting about the guy we murdered? I disposed of the axe and have kidnapped his wife. She’s in the trunk of my Honda civic. Have you buried the body?”
October 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
jololikejazz.bsky.social
Yes any time bb and I will stare at you like this
A monkey (Macacque I think?) staring into a wildlife camera from a comically short distance
October 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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If you see this, QTP with a gif of a game with a 10/10 soundtrack.
September 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
jololikejazz.bsky.social
What book have you bought the most copies of in your life?

I used to collect different translations of Candide. I think I have four or five English translations and one edition of the original French. This is the cover of my favorite one.
Penguins Classics Deluxe Edition front cover of Candide by Voltaire, translated by Theo Cuffe, with an introduction by Michael Wood. The cover features a comic-strip style recap of the first several chapters, up to Candide being flogged in the Auto da Fe.
September 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Hi im james :)
Me smilin’. Slouching in my arm chair, wearing a blue “I Survived Y2K” shirt, beard is starting to fill in, wearing my nice little glasses, etc.
September 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Autism announcement meme (RFK Jr on the left side) but Autism is crossed out and “gay” is written instead
September 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Kids with pica like
September 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Gay and dumb and the world is ending so nothing matters and here’s my butt I forgot to post it on Wednesday
Butt in jock. Jock *almost* makes my ass look like the right kind of fat, not the sad kind of fat the rest of my body is
September 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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This isn’t even a good one but I’m still obsessed with it 17 years later
DS cover art of the game Rondo of Swords
September 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM