James Somebody
@jololikejazz.bsky.social
Leftist gaymer. narcissist but not hot enough to do anything about it
He/him
He/him
In the cousin gift exchange this year I got my cousin who’s in school for divinity and his wish list is just a ton of ultra-conservative sounding theology books. So I’m going to get him all the books I had to read for my very liberal Christian ethics class I took in college. One says Jesus was gay.
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
In the cousin gift exchange this year I got my cousin who’s in school for divinity and his wish list is just a ton of ultra-conservative sounding theology books. So I’m going to get him all the books I had to read for my very liberal Christian ethics class I took in college. One says Jesus was gay.
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
Remember to stream the album Everyday Is Christmas by Sia if you haven’t yet this year! (Life hack: “Everyday Is Christmas” means you can listen to the album any day of the year!)
December 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Remember to stream the album Everyday Is Christmas by Sia if you haven’t yet this year! (Life hack: “Everyday Is Christmas” means you can listen to the album any day of the year!)
Last full week before vacation, let’s hope I survive
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Last full week before vacation, let’s hope I survive
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he saved my heart from the fate of ophelia
October 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
he saved my heart from the fate of ophelia
Quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 😘✌🏻
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 😘✌🏻
You. Hey you. Look at the pinned tweet on my alt.
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You. Hey you. Look at the pinned tweet on my alt.
I love sides. More penetration for me 😇
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I love sides. More penetration for me 😇
Trillion dollar idea: mashup of the fate of Ophelia and summer time sadness
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trillion dollar idea: mashup of the fate of Ophelia and summer time sadness
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People say they want immigrants to “go about it the right way,” but those are the ones being deported because it’s easiest to find the ones doing it the right way because they filled out forms with their addresses and show up to appointments.
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
People say they want immigrants to “go about it the right way,” but those are the ones being deported because it’s easiest to find the ones doing it the right way because they filled out forms with their addresses and show up to appointments.
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“Guess not…”
Bro get a GRIP
Bro get a GRIP
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Guess not…”
Bro get a GRIP
Bro get a GRIP
Check that the hard part is I’m financially ruined and I may never recover
I’m so lucky my family loves puzzles, Christmas is so easy. The difficult part is picking which ones
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Check that the hard part is I’m financially ruined and I may never recover
I’m so lucky my family loves puzzles, Christmas is so easy. The difficult part is picking which ones
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m so lucky my family loves puzzles, Christmas is so easy. The difficult part is picking which ones
When the first date is 🥵😈😇
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When the first date is 🥵😈😇
Short guys with big dicks gotta be one of my favorite genders
December 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Short guys with big dicks gotta be one of my favorite genders
Facial from a rich man call that trickle down jizzonomics
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Facial from a rich man call that trickle down jizzonomics
Matching all these cute short kings on tinder ok ok 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Matching all these cute short kings on tinder ok ok 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Who wants to give me money so I can buy everything out of stock at @mcecreations.bsky.social??? Their holiday stuff is so cute!!!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Who wants to give me money so I can buy everything out of stock at @mcecreations.bsky.social??? Their holiday stuff is so cute!!!!!!!
Every now and then I’ll have a day where I think, you know, maybe I’m good at my job
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Every now and then I’ll have a day where I think, you know, maybe I’m good at my job
Lulu from final fantasy x
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Lulu from final fantasy x
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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U=U, and if you’re HIV status shaming in the year 2025, I’m going to hire one of those Etsy witches to curse you.
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
U=U, and if you’re HIV status shaming in the year 2025, I’m going to hire one of those Etsy witches to curse you.
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I just think the world would be a better place if men spent more time having sex with each other and less time trying to do anything else in the world. Don’t invade Venezuela, explore each other’s bodies.
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I just think the world would be a better place if men spent more time having sex with each other and less time trying to do anything else in the world. Don’t invade Venezuela, explore each other’s bodies.
I love you I just need you to shut the fuck up for a sec
Muting bloomfs is very important
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I love you I just need you to shut the fuck up for a sec