James Somebody
@jololikejazz.bsky.social
Leftist gaymer. narcissist but not hot enough to do anything about it
He/him
He/him
Gonna try to do one (1) productive thing before gooning all day. Wish me luck
December 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gonna try to do one (1) productive thing before gooning all day. Wish me luck
Literally can’t stop thinking about p*nis
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Literally can’t stop thinking about p*nis
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All cock is good cock
December 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
All cock is good cock
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We’re way past the need to simply fix the ACA. We need the immediate end to privatized health insurance entirely. Medicaid for all, cradle to grave, no private option. If rich people don’t like it, they can kill themselves, igdaf.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
We’re way past the need to simply fix the ACA. We need the immediate end to privatized health insurance entirely. Medicaid for all, cradle to grave, no private option. If rich people don’t like it, they can kill themselves, igdaf.
I know that MAT services are a good thing but if one more client tells me that they got suboxone prescribed because they told their doctor that they were already addicted to suboxone so that they can keep getting high on suboxone I’m going to lose my fucking mind
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I know that MAT services are a good thing but if one more client tells me that they got suboxone prescribed because they told their doctor that they were already addicted to suboxone so that they can keep getting high on suboxone I’m going to lose my fucking mind
In the cousin gift exchange this year I got my cousin who’s in school for divinity and his wish list is just a ton of ultra-conservative sounding theology books. So I’m going to get him all the books I had to read for my very liberal Christian ethics class I took in college. One says Jesus was gay.
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
In the cousin gift exchange this year I got my cousin who’s in school for divinity and his wish list is just a ton of ultra-conservative sounding theology books. So I’m going to get him all the books I had to read for my very liberal Christian ethics class I took in college. One says Jesus was gay.
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
Remember to stream the album Everyday Is Christmas by Sia if you haven’t yet this year! (Life hack: “Everyday Is Christmas” means you can listen to the album any day of the year!)
December 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Remember to stream the album Everyday Is Christmas by Sia if you haven’t yet this year! (Life hack: “Everyday Is Christmas” means you can listen to the album any day of the year!)
Last full week before vacation, let’s hope I survive
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Last full week before vacation, let’s hope I survive
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he saved my heart from the fate of ophelia
October 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
he saved my heart from the fate of ophelia
Quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 😘✌🏻
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 😘✌🏻
You. Hey you. Look at the pinned tweet on my alt.
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You. Hey you. Look at the pinned tweet on my alt.
I love sides. More penetration for me 😇
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I love sides. More penetration for me 😇
Trillion dollar idea: mashup of the fate of Ophelia and summer time sadness
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trillion dollar idea: mashup of the fate of Ophelia and summer time sadness
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People say they want immigrants to “go about it the right way,” but those are the ones being deported because it’s easiest to find the ones doing it the right way because they filled out forms with their addresses and show up to appointments.
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
People say they want immigrants to “go about it the right way,” but those are the ones being deported because it’s easiest to find the ones doing it the right way because they filled out forms with their addresses and show up to appointments.
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“Guess not…”
Bro get a GRIP
Bro get a GRIP
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Guess not…”
Bro get a GRIP
Bro get a GRIP
Check that the hard part is I’m financially ruined and I may never recover
I’m so lucky my family loves puzzles, Christmas is so easy. The difficult part is picking which ones
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Check that the hard part is I’m financially ruined and I may never recover
I’m so lucky my family loves puzzles, Christmas is so easy. The difficult part is picking which ones
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m so lucky my family loves puzzles, Christmas is so easy. The difficult part is picking which ones
When the first date is 🥵😈😇
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When the first date is 🥵😈😇
Short guys with big dicks gotta be one of my favorite genders
December 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Short guys with big dicks gotta be one of my favorite genders
Facial from a rich man call that trickle down jizzonomics
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Facial from a rich man call that trickle down jizzonomics
Matching all these cute short kings on tinder ok ok 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Matching all these cute short kings on tinder ok ok 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Who wants to give me money so I can buy everything out of stock at @mcecreations.bsky.social??? Their holiday stuff is so cute!!!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Who wants to give me money so I can buy everything out of stock at @mcecreations.bsky.social??? Their holiday stuff is so cute!!!!!!!
Every now and then I’ll have a day where I think, you know, maybe I’m good at my job
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Every now and then I’ll have a day where I think, you know, maybe I’m good at my job