Jombo's New Groove
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She freddy on my fazbears til I pizza
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yeah I bet on the super bowl. I bet it SUCKS
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
yeah I bet on the super bowl. I bet it SUCKS
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network
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February 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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We have to take over the Democratic Party at the individual county level in state after state. We have to glamorize community and field work while actually showing tangible attempts at improving lives with roadmaps for future policies.
Or we do nothing and old men post tuna sandwiches memes.
Or we do nothing and old men post tuna sandwiches memes.
On a serious note, how do we start a truly progressive, yet viable, party? I am so done with lukewarm, and frankly complicit, Democrats. I think it begins with letting them know they are no longer entitled to our votes simply because they don’t have an R by their name.
January 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We have to take over the Democratic Party at the individual county level in state after state. We have to glamorize community and field work while actually showing tangible attempts at improving lives with roadmaps for future policies.
Or we do nothing and old men post tuna sandwiches memes.
Or we do nothing and old men post tuna sandwiches memes.
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Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
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it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them
You're telling me that whole Siberian Orchestra is Trans?
December 7, 2024 at 12:09 AM
You're telling me that whole Siberian Orchestra is Trans?
"alright I gotta smoke weed real quick" @glurbsie-unchained.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 4:39 AM
"alright I gotta smoke weed real quick" @glurbsie-unchained.bsky.social
No Balls, No Penis. Only Cum.
November 21, 2024 at 9:32 PM
No Balls, No Penis. Only Cum.
Just had a coworker tell me she dislikes jokes and finds them stupid. Insane how the human mind can work like that
November 20, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Just had a coworker tell me she dislikes jokes and finds them stupid. Insane how the human mind can work like that
joe many liberals
November 17, 2024 at 3:51 AM
joe many liberals
went to the doctor and screamed when they turned on the xray machine because apparently I have an evil skeleton living inside of me?
November 17, 2024 at 3:39 AM
went to the doctor and screamed when they turned on the xray machine because apparently I have an evil skeleton living inside of me?
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we got women 2 before GTA 6
November 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
we got women 2 before GTA 6
They should still keep Biden around in the White House after Trump takes office. Just keep him in there like a pet, he's just hanging out
November 15, 2024 at 1:09 AM
They should still keep Biden around in the White House after Trump takes office. Just keep him in there like a pet, he's just hanging out
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Rep. Dan Goldman: "Matt Gaetz is currently under an ethics investigation that was started after a serious criminal investigation for sleeping with underage women... The idea that you would put somebody who clearly has such a vendetta against the DOJ *in control* of the DOJ... is scary."
November 14, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Rep. Dan Goldman: "Matt Gaetz is currently under an ethics investigation that was started after a serious criminal investigation for sleeping with underage women... The idea that you would put somebody who clearly has such a vendetta against the DOJ *in control* of the DOJ... is scary."
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very exciting news: I just got appointed as Secretary of Looking at JPGs of Pretty Ladies
November 13, 2024 at 11:46 PM
very exciting news: I just got appointed as Secretary of Looking at JPGs of Pretty Ladies
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Tulip can’t believe it
November 13, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Tulip can’t believe it
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I love Courage of the Cowardly Dog but whenever Eustace is mean to the pink guy I get so mad that I have to take a bite out of this table
November 13, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I love Courage of the Cowardly Dog but whenever Eustace is mean to the pink guy I get so mad that I have to take a bite out of this table
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Is it efficient to create an additional layer of bureaucracy named “Departament of Government Efficiency”?
November 13, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Is it efficient to create an additional layer of bureaucracy named “Departament of Government Efficiency”?
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if democratic politicians continue to abandon trans people, trans people and gay people in general will abandon them completely in return. i can’t see how they believe this is a good strategy unless they want to lose every election forever
November 12, 2024 at 4:47 PM
if democratic politicians continue to abandon trans people, trans people and gay people in general will abandon them completely in return. i can’t see how they believe this is a good strategy unless they want to lose every election forever
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it would be really cool if cis people internalized the fact that trans people can't just detransition on a whim and that banning hrt is akin to banning insulin or blood pressure medication. even from supposed allies, there's the continued notion that trans people "don't /need/ need hormones".
November 12, 2024 at 2:43 AM
it would be really cool if cis people internalized the fact that trans people can't just detransition on a whim and that banning hrt is akin to banning insulin or blood pressure medication. even from supposed allies, there's the continued notion that trans people "don't /need/ need hormones".