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YOU HAVE WON A HAM

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · Apr 19

in honour of the kill james bond podcast bringing it up in their latest episode here is my jason statham trans man cop thread

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 1d

just realised my right hand has touched so many more people than my left hand. do you think my left hand is jealous? is it lonely? i feel terrible

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 1d

if I watched broadchurch i absolutely could!

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 3d

i loved Bring Her Back but it just lacked something and i don't know what it is. still the top horror film of 2025

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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 4d

wizard frog is insane

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 3d

first day as a bouncer on the big glass bridge. here comes a rotund older lady with a boulder... doesn't look like a troublemaker. on you go

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Aug 14

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 3d

if you're an etsy person a good thing to make would be phone cases that look like a little medieval book of hours and can dangle from a belt. halloween is everything to me however so is my phone

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 3d

thank you so very much! i don't know if i should say thank you because it's not a skill for me, it's just a thing my brain does. but i will thank you and take the credit!

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 6d

don't Tell me i'm "not a poet" because i don't write poetry. my LIFE IS A POEM. THE WOLVES WHO CHASE THE SUN ARE RUNNING FROM *ME*

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 7d

FUCK

YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 7d

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 7d

oh god don't make me choose. is there a third option?

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 7d

thank you very much

YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 13d

the BBC is cracking me up

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 13d

wait what's up?

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 13d

just watched Monolith and, wow. it's a horror movie about a podcast lady investigating mysterious bricks, which sounds like a stupid nosleep pitch but it's actually a really good film

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 14d

he looks like he'd be nice to my face but talk about me behind my back

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Satorl @satogamedev.itch.io · 14d

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post!
#pixelart

mockup of a point and click gameabout columbo, he is talking to a dog, he says "Youre a real friendly boy, arent you? oh, youre a girl"
on the bottom half you can see columbos inventory, he has an egg in his pocket

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 14d

almost

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 20d

rest up, love to you

YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 20d

kiwi posters represent

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 21d

turns out he's the son of a guy who retired sixty episodes ago. sixty 60-90 minute episodes. we didn't even know that guy had a son and he didn't seem mad about retiring so idk what alauddin's problem is

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 21d

so there's been a shadowy figure doing evil emperor palpatine stuff showing up every so often and they finally find him and...... it's just some guy we've never seen before. and then this happens

some guy we've never seen before, subtitles say "haven't you recognised me Pasa? i'm Alauddin"

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22d

Proud to announce that I’m going to be swimming 5K for the Endometriosis Foundation of America’s End Endo 5K!

Endo is something that I, along with 1 in 10 people with a uterus, live with. To join me in supporting Endo research and advocacy, tap the link below!

give.endofound.org/MaraWilson5k...

A banner that says End Endo 5K, with participants walking and on horseback, smiling as they walk the 5K

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21d

ABC: hey guys yeah we know you were expecting to see the funnyman tonight but instead strap in for an hour of people crying about a weird and offputting nazi you've never heard of

Viewers: boo to that, that is dogshit, where the fuck is funnyman

ABC: *throwing chair* goto hell

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