Jonathan Eells
@jonathaneells.bsky.social
Lives aboard ⛵️ Beach adjacent 🏖️Island proximal 🏝️ Father of 🌈🌈🌈 Ventura, CA 🏄
I have captured the leader of ANTIFA and am holding him and his popcorn for ransom.
October 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have captured the leader of ANTIFA and am holding him and his popcorn for ransom.
A moment of peace, imagine your head resting on a ball of yarn…
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A moment of peace, imagine your head resting on a ball of yarn…
The cat opens the news and begins to read…
August 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The cat opens the news and begins to read…
New fluffy rug. You can feel the fluff.
August 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
New fluffy rug. You can feel the fluff.
If your sailboat’s ballast isn’t a library, then why bother.
August 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If your sailboat’s ballast isn’t a library, then why bother.
Joe vs. the Volcano.
July 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Joe vs. the Volcano.
How do you know when I’m in the galley…
July 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
How do you know when I’m in the galley…
Mad respect. Fearless bastage.
July 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Mad respect. Fearless bastage.
Darwin was my beagle. What a great dog. Someday another beagle, this one to be named Fitzroy.
June 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Darwin was my beagle. What a great dog. Someday another beagle, this one to be named Fitzroy.
This is my saddest story… Gone. They’re all gone now. Been gone so long.
June 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is my saddest story… Gone. They’re all gone now. Been gone so long.
This cat has seen things.
May 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This cat has seen things.
There’s my kid, top right quadrant. Now, off to UC Davis. Go Aggies 🧑🌾
May 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
There’s my kid, top right quadrant. Now, off to UC Davis. Go Aggies 🧑🌾
Make the call on your own phone but from a WiFi network. Set your phone to use the WiFi network. Easy peasy.
May 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Make the call on your own phone but from a WiFi network. Set your phone to use the WiFi network. Easy peasy.
Embrace the Great White Dude-ness.
May 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Embrace the Great White Dude-ness.
The cat is not interested in what the vet has to say.
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The cat is not interested in what the vet has to say.
Everything about this. Yes.
April 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Everything about this. Yes.