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Jonathan Eells
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Lives aboard ⛵️ Beach adjacent 🏖️Island proximal 🏝️ Father of 🌈🌈🌈 Ventura, CA 🏄
Paramount, starts with P and that rhymes with ONLY FOR PIRATING.
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Confirmed.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I feel like we’re reaching the inflection point that results in Steven Miller running down Pennsylvania Ave. in his SS uniform (because we know he has one, he just has to), a neon pink tutu, his face and shirt covered in nacho cheese powder, and with a 1.5 liter bottle of tequila in each hand.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Dumpster Donny’s gonna fill a few diapers today.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s useful to integrate it into the conversation. Petards and hoisting, etc.
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Article 2, Section 3: the President can convene the House.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Article 2, Section 3: Trump can convene the House. Can’t imagine why he wouldn’t…
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“No taxation without representation” means any district suffering this kind of oppression is at liberty to withhold paying any tax at all. Make it so.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“Toaster Drones”.
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Eells
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Everything sounds better in Latin, right, so a group of us academics formed a club that motto of which is “Cuique Sententia Mea” - shorthand for “Everbody’s entitled to my opinion”.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Once upon a time I really wanted a high quality digital copy of a painting. I wrote to the museum that held it and asked nicely. For a small fee, it was mine. Easy peasy.
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Ha, “abridging the freedom of the press”… let’s see how the weasels weasel their way into making THAT sound Constitutional.
October 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM