Jonathan Eells
@jonathaneells.bsky.social
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please be critical of even your favorite politicians. democracy can only function if we are constantly demanding better.
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
please be critical of even your favorite politicians. democracy can only function if we are constantly demanding better.
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Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
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Listen to how your enemy talks about you, and then believe them.
Putin called Europeans today “podsvinky.”
For those who prefer a precise translation: podsvinki are young pigs, 4–10 months old, usually raised for meat.
For those who prefer a precise translation: podsvinki are young pigs, 4–10 months old, usually raised for meat.
December 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Listen to how your enemy talks about you, and then believe them.
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Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?
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Never forget that the only country in NATO history which triggered NATO article 5 is USA after a bunch of Arab terrorists took down some buildings in New York.
Now when Europe is in existential threat by former Soviets, the USA is throwing us bones and expecting gratitude.
EU need to step up.
Now when Europe is in existential threat by former Soviets, the USA is throwing us bones and expecting gratitude.
EU need to step up.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Never forget that the only country in NATO history which triggered NATO article 5 is USA after a bunch of Arab terrorists took down some buildings in New York.
Now when Europe is in existential threat by former Soviets, the USA is throwing us bones and expecting gratitude.
EU need to step up.
Now when Europe is in existential threat by former Soviets, the USA is throwing us bones and expecting gratitude.
EU need to step up.
It occurs to me that one tiny sliver of a silver lining to our current situation is that all the warning labels do seem to be coming off of things, like we’ve been asking for all these years, and the right people are screwing up. That’s something.
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It occurs to me that one tiny sliver of a silver lining to our current situation is that all the warning labels do seem to be coming off of things, like we’ve been asking for all these years, and the right people are screwing up. That’s something.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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We have a President who has taken every failed economic policy idea of the past 100 years, weaponized it and is calling it a success. We know what works and what doesn't. Lower tariffs create jobs, taxing the rich sends us to the Moon and back. We know how to grow a strong middle class in America.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We have a President who has taken every failed economic policy idea of the past 100 years, weaponized it and is calling it a success. We know what works and what doesn't. Lower tariffs create jobs, taxing the rich sends us to the Moon and back. We know how to grow a strong middle class in America.
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My best friend told me: "I had heard Mamdani was a Socialist. Then I listened to him in an interview. That's when I realized, 'Damn, I'm a Socialist, too'. Who knew?"
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My best friend told me: "I had heard Mamdani was a Socialist. Then I listened to him in an interview. That's when I realized, 'Damn, I'm a Socialist, too'. Who knew?"
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Every time I come to China I get more and more annoyed with how many interesting, well resolved choices in budget EVs they have that we don’t.
This is the GAC Aion UT, a small hatchback about the size of a Chevy bolt that stickers for about $10,000 USD. @insideevs.com
This is the GAC Aion UT, a small hatchback about the size of a Chevy bolt that stickers for about $10,000 USD. @insideevs.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Every time I come to China I get more and more annoyed with how many interesting, well resolved choices in budget EVs they have that we don’t.
This is the GAC Aion UT, a small hatchback about the size of a Chevy bolt that stickers for about $10,000 USD. @insideevs.com
This is the GAC Aion UT, a small hatchback about the size of a Chevy bolt that stickers for about $10,000 USD. @insideevs.com
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The rapist formerly known as Prince.
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The rapist formerly known as Prince.
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I'm fortunate enough to have visited the White House three times. Once specifically for an East Wing tour. You always entered through the East Wing. I think I'm still in denial.
But Trump isn't just destroying the East Wing. He's destroying America. Simply because he feels entitled to.
But Trump isn't just destroying the East Wing. He's destroying America. Simply because he feels entitled to.
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm fortunate enough to have visited the White House three times. Once specifically for an East Wing tour. You always entered through the East Wing. I think I'm still in denial.
But Trump isn't just destroying the East Wing. He's destroying America. Simply because he feels entitled to.
But Trump isn't just destroying the East Wing. He's destroying America. Simply because he feels entitled to.
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Can someone smarter than me explain why Democrats aren’t holding a press conference in front of the demolished East Wing?
October 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Can someone smarter than me explain why Democrats aren’t holding a press conference in front of the demolished East Wing?
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TO ALL FEDERAL WORKERS: if you were illegally fired today and have information of wrongdoing or abuse of power by the Trump Administration, our whistleblower tip line is open.
We want to hear from you. All whistleblowers are federally protected.
We want to hear from you. All whistleblowers are federally protected.
Report Potential Wrongdoing Under the Trump Administration
Whistleblowers play a vital role in helping Congress conduct our constitutionally mandated oversight responsibilities. If you have knowledge of corporate or government corruption and abuses of power; insights into the crimes of Jeffrey Epstein and his associates; or information regarding potential wrongdoing or waste, fraud, and abuse of taxpayer dollars, your disclosure can make a difference.
oversightdemocrats.house.gov
October 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Hey, so, I dropped in to block Shitler’s account but then stumbled upon THIS ONE, and I highly commend it to you: @roguewhbotanist.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hey, so, I dropped in to block Shitler’s account but then stumbled upon THIS ONE, and I highly commend it to you: @roguewhbotanist.bsky.social
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“Mamdani’s ideas aren’t as outlandish as they may sound in the power halls of New York or Washington. In fact, they’ve been tried elsewhere around the world — by politicians from both the left and right — and in many cases, proved both popular and politically effective.”
#16tonnes
#16tonnes
Mamdani’s Ideas Have Been Tried Before — and Worked
Politicians on both the right and the left have used urban subsidies to rise to power in countries around the world.
www.politico.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Mamdani’s ideas aren’t as outlandish as they may sound in the power halls of New York or Washington. In fact, they’ve been tried elsewhere around the world — by politicians from both the left and right — and in many cases, proved both popular and politically effective.”
#16tonnes
#16tonnes
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EVERYBODY WARNED THEM!
“A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration for the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a Calif. Highway Patrol vehicle & motorcycle that were part of JD Vance’s protective detail”
“A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration for the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a Calif. Highway Patrol vehicle & motorcycle that were part of JD Vance’s protective detail”
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
EVERYBODY WARNED THEM!
“A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration for the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a Calif. Highway Patrol vehicle & motorcycle that were part of JD Vance’s protective detail”
“A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration for the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a Calif. Highway Patrol vehicle & motorcycle that were part of JD Vance’s protective detail”
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The Trump WH spent all weekend ripping Gavin Newsom for being concerned that this stunt by Hegseth and Vance could endanger people driving on one of the busiest highways in America. These idiots are going to get people killed.
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Trump WH spent all weekend ripping Gavin Newsom for being concerned that this stunt by Hegseth and Vance could endanger people driving on one of the busiest highways in America. These idiots are going to get people killed.