Jonathan Liew
@jonathanliew.bsky.social
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100% pure nuance. https://www.theguardian.com/profile/jonathan-liew
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sophieehill.bsky.social
A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou

(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)

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jonathanliew.bsky.social
spurs have not been good tonight. but it’s the mark of a great side that *even* when you don’t play well, you can still grind out a point against a tiny Narnian fishing village
jonathanliew.bsky.social
the ideal banter outcome is obviously a half-point win courtesy of the norwegian bloke's neck
jonathanliew.bsky.social
not sure which is the more unlikely part of this, Stuart Broad having heard of Real Betis or Real Betis having heard of Stuart Broad
jonathanliew.bsky.social
champions league final every five years or so. cricket. boxing (albeit less these days). the darts. euros in 2028. the american stuff. as a portfolio, maybe only LA and Paris come close?
jonathanliew.bsky.social
well as sadiq so eloquently put it
jonathanliew.bsky.social
nah. QPR come up next season. Charlton and Millwall 27-28. Knighthead relocate newly-promoted Birmingham to Old Oak Common to “maximise their global reach”. the nine remaining non-London clubs secede in protest. the capture is complete
jonathanliew.bsky.social
ok but while we’re on the subject seven Premier League clubs is at least one too many
london.gov.uk
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again.

Ignore the haters, London is the 🐐
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The text celebrates what makes London special: regularly voted the number one city in the world, incredible diversity with over 300 languages spoken, world-class transport, world leader in finance tech and life sciences, best museums and galleries many free to visit, world-leading nightlife, food sport and music for every taste, host to the world’s best sporting events, home to seven Premier League clubs, globally-ranked universities, a city where you can be yourself and love who you love, and a place for everyone.
jonathanliew.bsky.social
that's more of a stretch than he managed on any of the german penalties
jonathanliew.bsky.social
you’d be Pedri. probably quite good being Pedri
jonathanliew.bsky.social
ranking the footballers from 1-10 again are they
jonathanliew.bsky.social
aaaaaaand the first racist
drjimmyp.bsky.social
Ooh, nice one edgelord did the fortune cookie tell you that?
jonathanliew.bsky.social
that point could end up being the difference between arsenal finishing second with 81 points and second with 82 points