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I Am. I Was.
A Hardboiled Voice Dissipated Into Whispers Upon The Breath Of Time, And Then Reclaimed Beneath Its Fold
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@inlander.com Can we do a follow up on this? It was trending on Spokane reddit this week.

www.inlander.com/news/one-of-...
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February 6, 2026 at 12:31 PM
So much injustice.
So much wrong.
It breaks my heart.
The pains of being human.
February 6, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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Lana Al Sharif, a 10-year-old displaced from Rafah to Khan Yunis, developed a skin disease from the terror of nearby bombings. Bullied for her gray hair, with friends calling her “old,” she longs to travel abroad for treatment to heal her vitiligo and feel beautiful again.
February 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
There is currently a roofer in Spokane, by the name of Perrenoud. In His Contract's Fine Print, It States, HE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGES! He is on Record stating that he never checks for asbestos, (so, you pay him to die).
Finally, LOOK HIM UP! HE SUES HIS CUSTOMERS!
Do NOT USE Him!!
February 6, 2026 at 11:11 AM
God, give me just ice
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 AM
I trust, that I am not the only man of my station, who finds Jacob to be a very, pretty Heathcliff.
Kinda ruins it, ngl.
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Don't wanna be mean, but, Nancy Guthrie's most probably dead.
But! There's still plenty of people to find! Let's not lose hope, for their sakes.
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 AM
When I was a lad, we used to play "bang on doors", and "boom on the porch"
Does anyone remember those games?
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Submit to jonathanrenfield.com today, and enter to win a year's supply of buttered toast!!!!
(one (1) toast per week. s&h not included. must present i.d. upon arrival, & must sign to receive)
A blog
Hit the Back Button
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February 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
People are weeding in Feb...and posting how happy they are for early Spring. Ffs, we're just celebrating our fuckedness.

Guess what honey?! We don't need blankets anymore!

No shit, dear. This heat is unbearable!

It Is! Ain't it gr8?!
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
If someone wants you to call them (sans friends/family), DON'T
Email/text/hand written, or typed snailmail. Only!
Or😈you can always put'em speaker & tell'em they are on speaker inna pub space, then you can record if they choose to continue.
If you call, whithout doc, you lose.
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
You know, if ai fails to remove humans from dangerous/shit jobs, they're still making armies of fancy drone bots🤷‍♂️
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Order NOW & Get 1 FREE Bottle-2-Piss (known in the state of CA to cause suffering)
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I block everyone too ignorant to separate individuals, from regimes.
Blanket-blaming is weak, lazy, and troll.
The world isn't my fucking problem.
I'm poor.
I've lived a helluva life.
People wanna kill each other?
Not me.
Don't keep making that mistake.
#ignorantbetters
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I don't know who needs to read this, but, I saw a headline which read: "Rare cat is 1 in 100million" and I just thought that is pretty neat.
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
So, idk who needs to read this...but, for fuck's sake! Drink some goddamn water.
February 5, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Aighty
Outtie like'a belly.
Sun's getting real low. Gotta do some written, before I lose the light.
I can go without eating, without water, sleep, or sex.
But take away a man's ability to writ, n'life ain't worth shit.
Man'll wander ever after in soulless shoes, barking, mad, all things never writ😢
a woman with red hair says hey big guy in front of a blue background
ALT: a woman with red hair says hey big guy in front of a blue background
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February 5, 2026 at 5:11 AM
[Sans "agencies"]🤣😂wtf😂I meant, like, I don't think I'm that important. Like I influence people's decisions, or anything silly.
Swears!
But this reads beautifully🤣
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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I've just seen the word "unalive" used earnestly in a non-fiction book that is specifically written to deconstruct harmful tropes built in to modern romance novels.

Girl you explicitly talked about sexual violence not 20 pages ago what the fuck do you MEAN "unalive"?!?!?!?
February 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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The Damned – 1975 and today 😍

Top photo: Ian Dickson

Bottom photo: Sacha Lecca (with Paul Gray in place of the sadly deceased Brian James 🖤)

#punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #punklegends #thedamned #punkrockhistory
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM