I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint

@TSA is chicken pot pie filling considered liquid or solid?

still upset that panera bread got rid of the lemonade that kills you

Gotta be more careful with my likes over here…

I feel more comfortable opening Bluesky in public, not sure how if I feel about that…

Saw this on FB. #starwars

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

Got hit with Covid. Forgot how much it sucks. Wouldn’t mind being the little spoon about now.

Building another account just feels like work. I barely do my real job…

Someone direct me to the joke format list!

Someone blocked me on that other app. If you happen to see this, know I’m genuinely sorry.

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