Dantastic
@dantastic.bsky.social
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Comics, photography, ska, books, Star Trek, D&D, interesting rocks but not a dick about any of it. Lots more cat content than I anticipated. Proud father of an autistic son.
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There's a metal pipe in the back yard across two poles and we think someone had a porch swing on it in the past. I had to drill into it to hang a swing for my son. Why didn't any of you guys mention all the metal shavings flying everywhere?
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Took a picture of this bug. It started talking. First words out of its mouth were “This one…”

IYKYK
A brown praying mantis
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Instead of reposting the Wall Street Journal's asinine Johnny Cash thing, I'm just going to block them so I never see their crap again.
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Was Fasman born in 1995 that he doesn't think Johnny Cash was ever cool?
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My wife bought generic Oreos. It took my son a couple days to catch on but this morning, he said "Can I have some REAL Oreos?"
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OTD in 2015. There aren't many things I miss about our last house but the chipmunks living along the driveway are one of them.
chubby chipmunk eating acorns
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When I was unpacking books after the move, I lost count of how many times I thought "I thought I got rid of this." Makes me wonder which books I actually traded in.
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Finished before work this morning. Also, I forgot that my wife already made me reread it once in 2018.
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My wife is listening to The Giver to and from work this week so I said I'd reread it. It's only been about 30 years.
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glennf.com
Da fuq
paris.nyc
after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports
Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.
www.consumerreports.org
dantastic.bsky.social
I imagine this teacher was politically conservative and the unchanging Sameness appealed to them.
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Your teacher didn't think it was dystopian? What did they think it was?
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My brother got assigned it in sixth or seventh grade. My mom read it and told me to read it. I read it in one sitting.
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My wife is listening to The Giver to and from work this week so I said I'd reread it. It's only been about 30 years.
dantastic.bsky.social
If they want it to be pronounced like primmer, they need to spell it like primmer.
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Which dipshit wrote this?
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I do not miss that about the office.
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Somehow the legendary Karen Berger (@karenpberger.bsky.social) has fewer than 1000 followers here. This must be corrected. You know what to do, comics folks.
Karen Berger currently only has 982 followers on Bluesky. What in the WORLD.
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You know shit is serious when Robin is driving.
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These books better make me feel like I did when I was 19 or it's all a waste of time.
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It's one of the best things in science fiction.
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Margaret Atwood is a SF denier too. All her shit is SF.
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It doesn't count unless you fart into a hat.
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Is this going to jump to Autism being the Jews fault in a couple weeks?