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Clearing out old pics from the phone, and found this classic from 2018
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Nationalize all Golf Courses

That way, when government shuts down, so does golf. You'll never see another shutdown again.
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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The fires of hate Charlie Kirk stoked for years, flared up and consumed him
September 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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"Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone." — Michael Okuda

How quick we forget.
September 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I found a new toy at the flea market today.
August 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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When I suggested Democrats hold daily press conferences to share stories of Republican pedophiles, I meant they could bring up all the old stories.

I didn’t think that we’d get new stories about a GOP pedophile every day, but whatever works I guess
Police arrested a Florida Republican city commissioner for soliciting a 13-year-old girl and two counts of solicitation of transmission of child pornography by electronic device or equipment. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
City Commissioner arrested after alleged inappropriate relationship with teen girl
Fort Pierce City Commissioner James Taylor arrested; 'nobody is above the law'
www.yahoo.com
July 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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House Speaker Mike Johnson is a shit eating son of a bitch who'd sell his own mama for a whiff of power and he can save some time and go right to hell now.
House Speaker Mike Johnson calls for the Senate to "censure" Alex Padilla after he was restrained and handcuffed by FBI agents at Kristi Noem's presser, adding that it is "wildly inappropriate behavior."

So it looks like Republicans want to escalate this!
June 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Every year about this time, I think about Utah Phillips, and the finest commencement speech of all time.
May 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I went for a wok today at the flea market
May 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The only real thing Trump is negotiating with Iran is the size of the bribe
May 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I miss the days when I didn’t have to worry about what idiocy the felonious chunk and his larcenous band of charlatans, mountebanks, and thimbleriggers were getting up to.
May 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Consider this classic.

H Beam Piper 1957
Lone Star Planet
AKA A Planet for Texans.
A story about a society where it was legal to shoot politicians if you could prove they deserved it in court.

Available on Project Gutenberg

#booksky

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/20121
Lone Star Planet by H. Beam Piper and John J. McGuire
Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by volunteers.
www.gutenberg.org
April 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Republican party really only has one plank.
“Rich people should have more money“.
Nothing is more important than this.
Not God, not country, not family, honesty, not dignity, not any form of human decency; just more money for rich people
March 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Wow. No gibbering hordes of feces-flinging blue-checked baboons.
Kinda nice.
February 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM