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Jon Horsley
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YOU HAVE 2 MILLION POUNDS TO SPEND ON A FUCKING HOUSE.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
London's version of the mannekin pis.
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
THIS. ISN'T. SPORT.
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Really wanna know what the fuck happened to this fridge.
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Yeah they were given less food.
August 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Never mind XL Bullys, someone needs to put this fucker down. STAT.
July 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I mean, come on. Let's stop flirting like this.
July 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
THE PLOT THICKENS...

I mean, if you're blasting the n word around TV companies in 2018 you're going to get fired.

Also suggests that Osman has some kind of top 10 of most offensive racial slurs.
July 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
One way she could have avoided this is taking a small dose of masking agent clostebol.

One accidentally administered by a masseur, say.
July 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Finally getting there.
July 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
One result out of eight! Well done the county championship. Great for the four day game.

I mean blame the kookaburra all you want but if you can't adapt you're asking to die. Honestly, pathetic.
June 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Strong "Sub editor attempting wish fulfillment" energy from this headline.
June 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Real "fuck you" from the bastard N4 foxes this morning.
May 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Funny how the fact Tesla doesn't really sell any cars at all at the moment doesn't made any difference at all to the share price.
May 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
One of my earliest memories is when my uncle Homi smuggled a suitcase of these from India to Glasgow in the 1980s. And I can still remember the excitement when he arrived with them at a family gathering.

They remain the king of fruit.
May 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Not a biologist but there's loads of bees on this bastard.
April 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If these are true and scale, then it's over for petrol, innit?
April 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I watched a bit of this and am surprised the guardian didn't give it a bad review because it's not funny at all.
April 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I guess notice of my love making technique has reached the Botanical Gardens of Malaga.
April 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Is Michael Sheen Welsh?

He should have mentioned it.
April 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I hate to have to ask - but what the fuck is a "four word Barbie slur"?

Google has no idea.
March 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
For ever. And ever. And ever.
February 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
January 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The Substance:
December 2, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Excellent random crisp from international shop in North London
November 22, 2024 at 4:46 PM