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Jon Horsley
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Never can write these
"I feel targeted" is a very funny quote.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Teaching assistant told Newport pupils he had killed 250 people as a sniper
Scott John Trigg-Turner told a Year 8 class he had been a US marine and still owned a gun.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Scott Boland faced 72 balls today.

No England batter has managed 60.
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Don't think that I'm over reacting but everyone involved with this Ashes tour should be put in prison.
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Ooo look at me, I’m Mitchell Starc and I’m going to win a day/night test match all by myself.

Grow up.
A superb innings from Mitchell Starc comes to an end 🙌

Truly making these Ashes his own 🔥
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Even when they lose 5-0, England will still have a better win x loss Ashes record than India will ever have

#TakingThePositives
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Notoriously corrupt sports organisation FIFA?
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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‘And now, to make the World Cup draw, please welcome our guest of honour…’
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Can't really bear to watch the cricket. Imagine if they'd batted properly.
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I think this is the single most frustrating team I've ever supported in any sport in my whole life.

AND I'M A SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY FAN.
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Remember when Leach scored the best 1 ever? He just stayed in? Remember that?
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I mean, it's not Carse's fault. But someone should probably tell England that you don't HAVE to play that shot to Starc.
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Impressively, TNT are nearly as annoying as England.
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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You'd think they looked at Joe Root and conclude 'Hmm, that works. I'll copy him.' Wouldn't you?
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
TNT suggesting that Starc is "enticing" a loose drive is like suggesting that my dog is "enticed" to eat sausage.

They can't help it. THEY HAVE TO DO IT.
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
But by this logic you couldn't criticise Root when he got out reverse ramping because that was "how he played" then.

Brook could score more runs and England could win more tests.
The way commentators talk about Brook infuriates me every time.
He is one of the best batters in the world. And this is how he plays.
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Supporting #SWFC is like being kicked in the groin on a daily basis

No complaints at all about effort or endeavour but it doesn’t get easier

Keep together Owls fans, they need us
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
YOU HAVE 2 MILLION POUNDS TO SPEND ON A FUCKING HOUSE.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am actually so sick of people shitting on about "Bowie" as if he was the only musician around in the 20th Century that I actually forget how much I like him.

You've fucking ruined "Bowie", you stupid twats.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
@joshbythesea.bsky.social I want a link I can put in my podcast app to listen to the big misteak but I can't find one.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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The Budget.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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It's a real mystery why we're seemingly stuck in a permanent low-growth, high inflation, broken-public-services doom-loop.
The UK is losing up to £250m a day in lost tax revenue due to the economic impact of Brexit, House of Commons Library analysis for the Lib Dems suggests.

Brexit has blown a "black hole of [up to] £90 billion a year in the public finances" the party says. Even under lower estimates the hit is ~£65bn
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I am so angry about cricket that it has stayed with me for days. Longer than a pretty dismal Sheffield derby defeat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Normally I HATE them but am calm about this Derby day. Haven't been this year for various reasons and also it feels like the takeover and points deduction followed by good news makes this individual game feel less stressful.

All that said, if we lose I will drink bleach.
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM