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joni-bitchell.bsky.social
@joni-bitchell.bsky.social
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Now that I’ve modified my tote bag to be shih tzu accessible it’s over for you bitches
A woman is sitting at a table with a black tote bag with a slit down the side allowing a dog’s face to poke out. The dog’s face is smushed in a charming (but still safe) way
September 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Only He can judge me
September 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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When a dog’s mouth is open and it looks like they’re smiling. Like if u agree.
A blonde shih tzu with one eye is standing with his mouth open and tongue out in an apparent smile
August 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The horrors may persist, but so does dog in bike basket
A one eyed shih tzu with blond and tan fur is poking his head out of a floral print basket attached to a silver bike. He is handsome and happy.
August 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Tone’s first street fair
A one eyed shih tzu is held up next to a guitarist, a saxophonist wearing an all pink ensemble, and a keyboard player wearing a comically large straw hat A one eyed shih tzu is held up next to two people wearing black hoodies. Their heads are cut off because they are strangers and I was just trying to take a picture of my dog but I thought the photo looked cool anyway
August 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Now accepting brand deals for my dog
Antonio, a very handsome one eyed shih tzu with blonde and tan fur, is posing laying down on a blanket with a Loverboy hard iced tea within paw’s reach
July 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Tone got his first haircut! And continues to be the most handsome boy ever
Antonio, a blond and tan shih tzu with a long shaggy coat is sitting on a pink couch looking at the camera. He is very handsome. Antonio, a blond and ran shih tzu with a short coat is sitting on a yellow couch and smiling. He is still very handsome.
July 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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He said, without an OUNCE of irony “these are all the spice girls, right?”
(CW for today’s NYT Connections)
July 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Name a better day in my life (you can’t)
A bride and groom are slow dancing in front of a stage with a guitarist and saxophone player. A few friends are looking on. The couple is very much in love.
June 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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May I offer you some Tone in this trying time
June 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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A closeup of a cream and tan shih tzu being held up in front of a bush of small pink flowers. The dog has one eye and is very cute.
June 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Son Boy Allowed
June 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Serendipitously pulled my initials from the mini snickers bag at work. A blessing 🙏
May 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Unfortunately this is the Myself I long to Be
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Gremlin loves moving day because it means sideways couch
March 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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New description of my penis just dropped
March 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Can’t wait to find out what it means for this vinyl plank flooring to go Beast Mode
March 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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It appears Alan Cumming is coming (a cumming pun feels too gross and obvious) for my silly hairpiece gig !
March 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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My hubris (this still would not cancel schools in Tompkins County)
February 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Schools and businesses closed because there were 2.5 snowflakes in the AIR
February 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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At the RHOSLC bingo night dressed as high body count hair
January 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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I miss her…
January 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM