Only Joni Mitchell understands the soul
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Only Joni Mitchell understands the soul
How many times per year are we crying while listening to Joni Mitchell? I’m solidly in 1-3 but I have room for growth.
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
How many times per year are we crying while listening to Joni Mitchell? I’m solidly in 1-3 but I have room for growth.
I feel like snot !
October 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I feel like snot !
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this is basically portland's version of a haka
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this is basically portland's version of a haka
Now that I’ve modified my tote bag to be shih tzu accessible it’s over for you bitches
September 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Now that I’ve modified my tote bag to be shih tzu accessible it’s over for you bitches
Only He can judge me
September 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Only He can judge me
I want to shout into the void about Wuthering Heights but I don’t want the void to shout back. Private option for Bluesky accounts NOW !
September 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I want to shout into the void about Wuthering Heights but I don’t want the void to shout back. Private option for Bluesky accounts NOW !
When a dog’s mouth is open and it looks like they’re smiling. Like if u agree.
August 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When a dog’s mouth is open and it looks like they’re smiling. Like if u agree.
Never has a truer statement been put forth in a more insane way
i’m not gonna insult you guys by pretending i don’t miss 2019-2022 twitter. ever since then i feel like tevye saying goodbye to anatevka
August 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Never has a truer statement been put forth in a more insane way
Jeff Buckley is a Scorpio and suddenly everything makes sense
August 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Jeff Buckley is a Scorpio and suddenly everything makes sense
I love when that horny white boy is just WAILING. Xoxo sorry u drowned Jeff Buckley :(
August 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I love when that horny white boy is just WAILING. Xoxo sorry u drowned Jeff Buckley :(
It might partially be the sleep deprivation talking, but this is my Truth rn: if the song Lover You Should’ve Come Over was written about me I would have nary a problem in the world
August 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It might partially be the sleep deprivation talking, but this is my Truth rn: if the song Lover You Should’ve Come Over was written about me I would have nary a problem in the world
The horrors may persist, but so does dog in bike basket
August 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The horrors may persist, but so does dog in bike basket
Rainy day in August snuggling my dog while my robot vacuum mops my bedroom floor !!!!
August 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Rainy day in August snuggling my dog while my robot vacuum mops my bedroom floor !!!!
Tone’s first street fair
August 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Tone’s first street fair
One time during my cursed high school-college relationship for some fuck ass reason or another I tearfully explained to my boyfriend that I needed some validation that he loved me and he said “I heard that it’s bad to want that.”
July 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
One time during my cursed high school-college relationship for some fuck ass reason or another I tearfully explained to my boyfriend that I needed some validation that he loved me and he said “I heard that it’s bad to want that.”
Now accepting brand deals for my dog
July 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Now accepting brand deals for my dog
Tone got his first haircut! And continues to be the most handsome boy ever
July 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Tone got his first haircut! And continues to be the most handsome boy ever
He said, without an OUNCE of irony “these are all the spice girls, right?”
(CW for today’s NYT Connections)
(CW for today’s NYT Connections)
July 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
He said, without an OUNCE of irony “these are all the spice girls, right?”
(CW for today’s NYT Connections)
(CW for today’s NYT Connections)
Yeah I’m on my honeymoon in Greece but I may as well be in HELL because I can’t watch Love Island in this country
July 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yeah I’m on my honeymoon in Greece but I may as well be in HELL because I can’t watch Love Island in this country
Body Dysmorphia! On My Honeymoon
July 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Body Dysmorphia! On My Honeymoon
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labubus are propaganda I'm not falling for. hideous little things that will not see the gates of heaven
July 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
labubus are propaganda I'm not falling for. hideous little things that will not see the gates of heaven
Name a better day in my life (you can’t)
June 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Name a better day in my life (you can’t)
Showing this tweet to my haters even though I’m only 92% sure it’s about me
anyway i can't wait to celebrate my bestie and the life she's worked hard building
i've known her for a decade and she's the greatest kindest strongest funniest coolest most beautiful person !!
i've known her for a decade and she's the greatest kindest strongest funniest coolest most beautiful person !!
June 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Showing this tweet to my haters even though I’m only 92% sure it’s about me
I hope the random person from my freshman seminar really enjoyed the Pinterest post of a cute living room that I guess I sent him by accident a year ago and just found out about
June 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I hope the random person from my freshman seminar really enjoyed the Pinterest post of a cute living room that I guess I sent him by accident a year ago and just found out about