Jonny
@jonnyw.bsky.social
Not a cat, but a real human working in End User Computing, navigating family life with my wife and 2 daughters. Opinions my own and not of my employer. He/him
Running in your 40s: Congratulations, that weird cramp in your left calf has gone, but now you've got shoulder pain.
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Running in your 40s: Congratulations, that weird cramp in your left calf has gone, but now you've got shoulder pain.
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If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
Just got an EV charger installed and it is death by 1000 apps! So far on my EV journey I've had to install an app for the car, app for the home charger, app for Octopus, app for public chargers...
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Just got an EV charger installed and it is death by 1000 apps! So far on my EV journey I've had to install an app for the car, app for the home charger, app for Octopus, app for public chargers...
Sainsbury's seem to be playing crap cover versions of Christmas songs. Guess someone decided there was some money to be saved by not broadcasting 'known' songs?
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Sainsbury's seem to be playing crap cover versions of Christmas songs. Guess someone decided there was some money to be saved by not broadcasting 'known' songs?
If you want a top notch modern classic of a Christmas song, you can do no better than 'DJ Play a Christmas Song' by the 'impossibly preserved and probably going to live longer than Bryan Johnson' singer Cher
open.spotify.com/track/18uSfZ...
open.spotify.com/track/18uSfZ...
DJ Play A Christmas Song
open.spotify.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If you want a top notch modern classic of a Christmas song, you can do no better than 'DJ Play a Christmas Song' by the 'impossibly preserved and probably going to live longer than Bryan Johnson' singer Cher
open.spotify.com/track/18uSfZ...
open.spotify.com/track/18uSfZ...
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Imagine how liberating it would be to just bin my box of random screws, accumulated over years of (semi) successful DIY projects. Well you can keep on imagining as you never know when one of those might come in handy.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Imagine how liberating it would be to just bin my box of random screws, accumulated over years of (semi) successful DIY projects. Well you can keep on imagining as you never know when one of those might come in handy.
If you're wondering whether being a dad puts you more in touch with your emotions, I just cried watching Robbie Williams as a monkey 🐵
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If you're wondering whether being a dad puts you more in touch with your emotions, I just cried watching Robbie Williams as a monkey 🐵
Has anyone else got a full hamster cage, toys, water bottle, spinny wheel in the loft as it was easier to just buy it from the charity shop than have the argument that we're not getting a hamster? No, just me then.
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Has anyone else got a full hamster cage, toys, water bottle, spinny wheel in the loft as it was easier to just buy it from the charity shop than have the argument that we're not getting a hamster? No, just me then.
Happy "Bank Holiday (Scotland)" day to everyone in England, Wales and Northern Ireland
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Happy "Bank Holiday (Scotland)" day to everyone in England, Wales and Northern Ireland
Is there ever a shoe rack that's 'big enough' or will there always be shoes strewn across the garage floor?
#AskingTheBigQuestions
#AskingTheBigQuestions
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Is there ever a shoe rack that's 'big enough' or will there always be shoes strewn across the garage floor?
#AskingTheBigQuestions
#AskingTheBigQuestions
Being a grownup can be such a rollercoaster of emotions.
Happy: Got a new fridge freezer, saved £50 woohoo.
Sad: Closing the door after the delivery driver has left to see that they somehow mangled the front door frame, which is probably gonna cost more than £50 to fix
🤦♂️
Happy: Got a new fridge freezer, saved £50 woohoo.
Sad: Closing the door after the delivery driver has left to see that they somehow mangled the front door frame, which is probably gonna cost more than £50 to fix
🤦♂️
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Being a grownup can be such a rollercoaster of emotions.
Happy: Got a new fridge freezer, saved £50 woohoo.
Sad: Closing the door after the delivery driver has left to see that they somehow mangled the front door frame, which is probably gonna cost more than £50 to fix
🤦♂️
Happy: Got a new fridge freezer, saved £50 woohoo.
Sad: Closing the door after the delivery driver has left to see that they somehow mangled the front door frame, which is probably gonna cost more than £50 to fix
🤦♂️
There's a bit of footpath in Garforth that's slowly slipping away. The council place some red&white barriers to stop people falling down it.. then the barriers start slipping... then a few months later the barriers get pulled out again. Been like this for years.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
There's a bit of footpath in Garforth that's slowly slipping away. The council place some red&white barriers to stop people falling down it.. then the barriers start slipping... then a few months later the barriers get pulled out again. Been like this for years.
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Setup some shelves for my eldest to put her teddies on, but I think this turtle that's spoiling for a fight is gonna give her nightmares
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Setup some shelves for my eldest to put her teddies on, but I think this turtle that's spoiling for a fight is gonna give her nightmares
@ledbydonkeys.org need to project "are we the baddies" gif on repeat onto the Houses of Parliament. Labour are fast tracking themselves into oblivion when they could be, y'know, trying to give us a bit of hope and positivity.
a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@ledbydonkeys.org need to project "are we the baddies" gif on repeat onto the Houses of Parliament. Labour are fast tracking themselves into oblivion when they could be, y'know, trying to give us a bit of hope and positivity.
More of this, please
We should stop the boats because it's dangerous, and we should stop the scapegoating of immigrants because it's wrong and cruel.
Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵
Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
More of this, please
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Six weeks since the PM said Britain faced a choice between decency or division and our bad, obviously, for not understanding that he was in fact Team Division
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Six weeks since the PM said Britain faced a choice between decency or division and our bad, obviously, for not understanding that he was in fact Team Division
Can't believe there's an army of 'patriots' out there with cherry pickers and they're *NOT* cleaning road signs covered in years of grime instead of putting up pound shop flags 🏴 🏴 🏴
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Can't believe there's an army of 'patriots' out there with cherry pickers and they're *NOT* cleaning road signs covered in years of grime instead of putting up pound shop flags 🏴 🏴 🏴
Oh, you're getting a new petrol car. Have you got your oil well drilled yet?"
How it sounds when people express shock that I'm getting an EV and haven't got a fancy home charger installed yet.
How it sounds when people express shock that I'm getting an EV and haven't got a fancy home charger installed yet.
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh, you're getting a new petrol car. Have you got your oil well drilled yet?"
How it sounds when people express shock that I'm getting an EV and haven't got a fancy home charger installed yet.
How it sounds when people express shock that I'm getting an EV and haven't got a fancy home charger installed yet.
Listening to my 9yo daughter playing on an ad-supported web app to practice times tables:
"3 x 4 equals... I DON'T WANT TO SEE PENNY LANCASTER, 54 IN A BIKINI... 5 x 7 equ... I DON'T CARE WHO RACHEL RILEY IS..."
"3 x 4 equals... I DON'T WANT TO SEE PENNY LANCASTER, 54 IN A BIKINI... 5 x 7 equ... I DON'T CARE WHO RACHEL RILEY IS..."
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Listening to my 9yo daughter playing on an ad-supported web app to practice times tables:
"3 x 4 equals... I DON'T WANT TO SEE PENNY LANCASTER, 54 IN A BIKINI... 5 x 7 equ... I DON'T CARE WHO RACHEL RILEY IS..."
"3 x 4 equals... I DON'T WANT TO SEE PENNY LANCASTER, 54 IN A BIKINI... 5 x 7 equ... I DON'T CARE WHO RACHEL RILEY IS..."
@maffrj.bsky.social I don't know you, but I'm sure you'd appreciate a good chester draws 👍
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@maffrj.bsky.social I don't know you, but I'm sure you'd appreciate a good chester draws 👍
Apropos of nothing in particular, our cat suffered from double cryptorchidism and isn't a genocidal Nazi.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Apropos of nothing in particular, our cat suffered from double cryptorchidism and isn't a genocidal Nazi.
A printed map of the game area in the box. And a separate cassette with the theme music.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
A printed map of the game area in the box. And a separate cassette with the theme music.