Jonathan Alan
@jonofalltrafes.bsky.social
Just had to use my phone charger to plug in my child's toothbrush. #thefutureissilly #firstworlproblems #mlia
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Just had to use my phone charger to plug in my child's toothbrush. #thefutureissilly #firstworlproblems #mlia
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Hey don't interact with corny things like this, its a trap?
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Hey don't interact with corny things like this, its a trap?
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This is amazing but as a guy…the kind of guy who takes 45 bags of groceries in one trip, arms going numb, I’m gonna want more babies. Really baby that fuckin thing up. I don’t wanna make two trips.
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
August 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is amazing but as a guy…the kind of guy who takes 45 bags of groceries in one trip, arms going numb, I’m gonna want more babies. Really baby that fuckin thing up. I don’t wanna make two trips.
Happy Pide! You are valued! You matter! The world is better with you in it! #iamyourally #freedadhugs
June 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy Pide! You are valued! You matter! The world is better with you in it! #iamyourally #freedadhugs
It took a few extra days, but the this colored vinyl of Dorothy's new album, The Way, was definitely worth the wait! #Rock'n'Roll #rockgoddess #newrecordforthecollection
March 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It took a few extra days, but the this colored vinyl of Dorothy's new album, The Way, was definitely worth the wait! #Rock'n'Roll #rockgoddess #newrecordforthecollection
Ten minutes before this United flight even starts to board and people are already lining up. Why? Do they think there is a prize for being first in line? Is the plane magically going to disappear if they are not looking at it? I'm so confused!
February 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ten minutes before this United flight even starts to board and people are already lining up. Why? Do they think there is a prize for being first in line? Is the plane magically going to disappear if they are not looking at it? I'm so confused!
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell 1984;
This quote is truer every day! #BlueinaRedState
This quote is truer every day! #BlueinaRedState
February 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell 1984;
This quote is truer every day! #BlueinaRedState
This quote is truer every day! #BlueinaRedState
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The reality behind the whole 51st state thing.
February 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The reality behind the whole 51st state thing.
Question for the class; How does one encourage a 4 year old to pay attention in sports? Really tired of watching them lick the icicles at the hockey rink.
February 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Question for the class; How does one encourage a 4 year old to pay attention in sports? Really tired of watching them lick the icicles at the hockey rink.
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I'm at O'Rourkes in #Lincoln and the TV just said "Elon Musk" and there was an audible and unanimous "F*ck that guy" hand gestures included.
February 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm at O'Rourkes in #Lincoln and the TV just said "Elon Musk" and there was an audible and unanimous "F*ck that guy" hand gestures included.
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It’s a wonderful day to visit your local used bookstore and buy some banned books 🥰
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s a wonderful day to visit your local used bookstore and buy some banned books 🥰
All these companies rolling back their DEI initiatives, make me glad I moved away from rural Nebraska. The ability to pick and choose where I spend my money based on the companies social platforms is so much easier than it was 10 years ago.
January 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
All these companies rolling back their DEI initiatives, make me glad I moved away from rural Nebraska. The ability to pick and choose where I spend my money based on the companies social platforms is so much easier than it was 10 years ago.
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I feel like the ICE raids nationally and the California Arsons is being heavily censored. Where already y'all finding good info?
January 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I feel like the ICE raids nationally and the California Arsons is being heavily censored. Where already y'all finding good info?
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There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
January 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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If Trump is involved in negotiating a compromise with Tik Tok to bring it back, im not getting back on. Y'all?
January 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If Trump is involved in negotiating a compromise with Tik Tok to bring it back, im not getting back on. Y'all?
Going to try and restart one of my favorite trends from old Twitter. #exposechristianschools
In 9th grade I had a bible teacher tell me to "Grow some testicles for the Lord." Whatever the fuck that means.
#exposechristianschools
In 9th grade I had a bible teacher tell me to "Grow some testicles for the Lord." Whatever the fuck that means.
#exposechristianschools
January 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Going to try and restart one of my favorite trends from old Twitter. #exposechristianschools
In 9th grade I had a bible teacher tell me to "Grow some testicles for the Lord." Whatever the fuck that means.
#exposechristianschools
In 9th grade I had a bible teacher tell me to "Grow some testicles for the Lord." Whatever the fuck that means.
#exposechristianschools
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Trying to maintain a 2014 former bird app energy going on my Bluesky: funny posts, jokes and observations, with little reposting or promotion. How am I doing?
January 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Trying to maintain a 2014 former bird app energy going on my Bluesky: funny posts, jokes and observations, with little reposting or promotion. How am I doing?