Little babies 🤝 Kingsley
December 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Little babies 🤝 Kingsley
How did I not know that there is a new knives out?
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
How did I not know that there is a new knives out?
Another of my favorite Buy Nothing posts is like "NEEDS TO BE GONE RIGHT NOW" like Damn Jackie, I'm not the one who procrastinated this clean-out
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Another of my favorite Buy Nothing posts is like "NEEDS TO BE GONE RIGHT NOW" like Damn Jackie, I'm not the one who procrastinated this clean-out
I watched a LOTR plot explainer on YT the other day and the creator called Gondor a “wedding cake-ass city” and that is my new vocal stim
im gondor critical. where tf were they when the Westfold fell?
im gander critical. fuck them birds
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I watched a LOTR plot explainer on YT the other day and the creator called Gondor a “wedding cake-ass city” and that is my new vocal stim
I was hoping to have some big work to do this week to help the time pass and then Like Six Of My Expense Reports Got Rejected And Need To Be Corrected and I don't have sufficient information to do it right now and I think I'm just going to ignore it and see what happens (maybe I'm joking, maybe not)
December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I was hoping to have some big work to do this week to help the time pass and then Like Six Of My Expense Reports Got Rejected And Need To Be Corrected and I don't have sufficient information to do it right now and I think I'm just going to ignore it and see what happens (maybe I'm joking, maybe not)
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"i can't explain trans people to my child!!" oh so you're stupid AND bigoted? pick a struggle bitch
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
"i can't explain trans people to my child!!" oh so you're stupid AND bigoted? pick a struggle bitch
Btwn having a cold that made me feel like I was doing hot yoga for a week, being out of town for a week, & using my oil heaters instead of the baseboard heaters, my current electrical bill should be, despite rates going up 11 months ago, about $60 less than it was this time last year. FRUGAL QUEEN.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Btwn having a cold that made me feel like I was doing hot yoga for a week, being out of town for a week, & using my oil heaters instead of the baseboard heaters, my current electrical bill should be, despite rates going up 11 months ago, about $60 less than it was this time last year. FRUGAL QUEEN.
God I love our libraries - browsing events, and they're running an "Is This AI?" class and I am making my parents attend lollllllll
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
God I love our libraries - browsing events, and they're running an "Is This AI?" class and I am making my parents attend lollllllll
I tried to get Kingsley a Christmas present but I think I instead got him a new psychological scar
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I tried to get Kingsley a Christmas present but I think I instead got him a new psychological scar
I got the best white elephant prize ever last night and Yes I did have to Steal it
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I got the best white elephant prize ever last night and Yes I did have to Steal it
My life has been on pause for two weeks between my trip and my cold, so I have an emergency vegan Mac and cheese in the oven to use up oat milk I almost forgot about, oh no, unexpected Mac and cheese, the consequences of my inattention, what a punishment.
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My life has been on pause for two weeks between my trip and my cold, so I have an emergency vegan Mac and cheese in the oven to use up oat milk I almost forgot about, oh no, unexpected Mac and cheese, the consequences of my inattention, what a punishment.
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They know how to play any hand dealt to them in a society with preexisting power structures, inequality, systems of privilege, and nepotism. The hand is a royal flush, every time.
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They know how to play any hand dealt to them in a society with preexisting power structures, inequality, systems of privilege, and nepotism. The hand is a royal flush, every time.
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My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
Watching The Traitors is always hilarious because British people assessing and discussion emotions mdr mdr
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Watching The Traitors is always hilarious because British people assessing and discussion emotions mdr mdr
…. What happens to everyone when this whole house of cards collapses?
Jerome Powell revealed that staffers at the Fed think the government could be overestimating the number of jobs created by 60,000 each month.
The true numbers could be closer to a loss of 20,000 jobs a month. trib.al/Hy0ihvh
The true numbers could be closer to a loss of 20,000 jobs a month. trib.al/Hy0ihvh
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
…. What happens to everyone when this whole house of cards collapses?
What’s your favorite subtle joke from 30 Rock? Mine is:
Liz: You see, Kenneth, those drawings are a clue that children live here.
Tracy: Or Basquiat.
Liz: You see, Kenneth, those drawings are a clue that children live here.
Tracy: Or Basquiat.
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What’s your favorite subtle joke from 30 Rock? Mine is:
Liz: You see, Kenneth, those drawings are a clue that children live here.
Tracy: Or Basquiat.
Liz: You see, Kenneth, those drawings are a clue that children live here.
Tracy: Or Basquiat.
I took out the trash today and only coughed up half a lung - we're basically healed! A very slow Velveteen Rabbit-ing has begun.
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I took out the trash today and only coughed up half a lung - we're basically healed! A very slow Velveteen Rabbit-ing has begun.
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
The day after I present on "this is our new process" and everyone is already trying to get exceptions to the process
bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
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December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The day after I present on "this is our new process" and everyone is already trying to get exceptions to the process
I’ve been watching “gentle” movies on the couch with Kingsley while we sleep and can someone tell me what the fuck is up with this kid’s voice actor.
Wait I’ll tell you. He is voiced by someone who was like 47 at the time of the film’s release.
Wait I’ll tell you. He is voiced by someone who was like 47 at the time of the film’s release.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’ve been watching “gentle” movies on the couch with Kingsley while we sleep and can someone tell me what the fuck is up with this kid’s voice actor.
Wait I’ll tell you. He is voiced by someone who was like 47 at the time of the film’s release.
Wait I’ll tell you. He is voiced by someone who was like 47 at the time of the film’s release.
I’ve reached the stage of my cold where I’m just extremely touchy for like no reason. Jordan & I were on the phone and she asked how I *really* felt about the Disney trip and I stated crying because everyone was so nice and no-drama. And ppl told her they liked hanging with me too! I need more sleep
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’ve reached the stage of my cold where I’m just extremely touchy for like no reason. Jordan & I were on the phone and she asked how I *really* felt about the Disney trip and I stated crying because everyone was so nice and no-drama. And ppl told her they liked hanging with me too! I need more sleep
our VP can't do our All-Staff presentation today so she asked ME, MMEE, to do it, and I'm a good speaker, but this is not my area of expertise, and add on top of that The Cold What I Have, and my god, I just found my last few doses of daytime cold medicine, thank GOD, I sound like HELL over here.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
our VP can't do our All-Staff presentation today so she asked ME, MMEE, to do it, and I'm a good speaker, but this is not my area of expertise, and add on top of that The Cold What I Have, and my god, I just found my last few doses of daytime cold medicine, thank GOD, I sound like HELL over here.
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a wooden floor in a room with a blue door in the background
ALT: a wooden floor in a room with a blue door in the background
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December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Every so often, I watch the wrong movie under the wrong circumstances. One time, it was The Favourite while being a little too drunk and having the spins, and last night, it was Mickey 17 while goofed up on Nyquil.
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Every so often, I watch the wrong movie under the wrong circumstances. One time, it was The Favourite while being a little too drunk and having the spins, and last night, it was Mickey 17 while goofed up on Nyquil.