Kelzor
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Three months from today I will be AT Disneyland so I’m really going to get agressive on consistently hitting my step goal, especially since the weather is starting to cooperate with me. So this is my new pinned thread for accountability. I’ll post either evening of/morning after w/ the day’s total.
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They smell good too and the diy stuff is unscented (but sometimes you can find vitamin E oil that smells like sweet almond and that’s nice)
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I don’t even remember hitting snooze this morning but I did at least three times I guess. This weekend took it OUT of me but it was so good, like I felt very capable and our coaching cohort is really strong and supportive, and in our division my A team got 2nd and one debater thanked me publicly 🥹
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10/9 5565 (rest day, pre scheduled)
10/10 10269
10/11 10208

My legs hurt, I am not going to push it today
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Woke up early and can’t get back to sleep because I have DAY TWO DEBATE on my mind. We did an 11th hour topic switch for our last preliminary round this morning, and I’m just ready to get up and at ‘em
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I got to tell two of my students that they’re the reason I don’t want children (they jumped up and down and sang at me how they want NATO and IR topics, they deserved it)
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Having to tell a debater not to smoke when I was a fucking CHIMNEY at their age <<<<
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Things are going better and I get to sit back and talk shit with other Old Coaches like me. It’s a feast of Opinions.
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It’s just debate. No one’s gonna die if it goes badly. They’re just dramatic undergrads so they’ll FEEL like they’re gonna die
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A lot of things went wrong already today but we’re good it’s okay Everything Is Okay
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It’s debate day! It’s exciting! Even though I woke up and tripped on a cat scratching post thing and my foot is bleeding! It’s still a debate day AND I had sufficient sleep! Remarkable. Let’s run a fucking tournament today!!
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Let’s be so for real, a kitten would scare the shit out of him
“Will you get a kitten for Kingsley?”
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Only in Romantasy and Abby Jimenez books
“do you believe in love at first sight?”
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Imagine me saying this with the most exaggerated P pop:

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“Do u regret letting anyone go?”
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Did that make sense to anyone? It was one of my favorite moments ever, a win not just for me, but for making debate accessible. To kids Iike me who never did policy and had a real sore spot around parlicy creep in NPDA in like 2005
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Mike when I ran topicality without using the jargon, the aff said “they didn’t even do this part and this part” and then my partner, who was a policy kid, explained how I ran T perfectly, sorry they’re so dumb they can’t tell what part is which if I don’t translate it into the language of the CXer
“Funniest debate team win you ever seen?”
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I don’t think we have too much lore that gets retold, but the one story that does repeat is that my dad buckled me into my car seat, got frustrated, and I repeated his swear words for the whole car ride.
“What's the most random family lore/event/history that y'all still tell each other?”
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Orygun versus ore uh gone
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Holo Taco obviously is my favorite brand. Most of the time, my favorite manicure is the one I’ve just done. Here’s what I have for the tournament this weekend (see reply to this for video)
“Favorite nail design or polish?”
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I MADE it. Out of a large cardboard box, a dollar tree tablecloth, and a lot of duct tape.
“Where did you get that kitty coffin?” The “CATsket” cat bed shaped like a coffin and filled with Halloween blankets.
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Honestly I’ll probably be content staying in Portland forever. Just need central air these days, oof. Fall is a reward for getting through any summer.
“If you could live anywhere, comfortably, where would you be?”