I tried to get Kingsley a Christmas present but I think I instead got him a new psychological scar
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I tried to get Kingsley a Christmas present but I think I instead got him a new psychological scar
I got the best white elephant prize ever last night and Yes I did have to Steal it
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I got the best white elephant prize ever last night and Yes I did have to Steal it
My life has been on pause for two weeks between my trip and my cold, so I have an emergency vegan Mac and cheese in the oven to use up oat milk I almost forgot about, oh no, unexpected Mac and cheese, the consequences of my inattention, what a punishment.
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My life has been on pause for two weeks between my trip and my cold, so I have an emergency vegan Mac and cheese in the oven to use up oat milk I almost forgot about, oh no, unexpected Mac and cheese, the consequences of my inattention, what a punishment.
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They know how to play any hand dealt to them in a society with preexisting power structures, inequality, systems of privilege, and nepotism. The hand is a royal flush, every time.
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They know how to play any hand dealt to them in a society with preexisting power structures, inequality, systems of privilege, and nepotism. The hand is a royal flush, every time.
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My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
Watching The Traitors is always hilarious because British people assessing and discussion emotions mdr mdr
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Watching The Traitors is always hilarious because British people assessing and discussion emotions mdr mdr
…. What happens to everyone when this whole house of cards collapses?
Jerome Powell revealed that staffers at the Fed think the government could be overestimating the number of jobs created by 60,000 each month.
The true numbers could be closer to a loss of 20,000 jobs a month. trib.al/Hy0ihvh
The true numbers could be closer to a loss of 20,000 jobs a month. trib.al/Hy0ihvh
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
…. What happens to everyone when this whole house of cards collapses?
What’s your favorite subtle joke from 30 Rock? Mine is:
Liz: You see, Kenneth, those drawings are a clue that children live here.
Tracy: Or Basquiat.
Liz: You see, Kenneth, those drawings are a clue that children live here.
Tracy: Or Basquiat.
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What’s your favorite subtle joke from 30 Rock? Mine is:
Liz: You see, Kenneth, those drawings are a clue that children live here.
Tracy: Or Basquiat.
Liz: You see, Kenneth, those drawings are a clue that children live here.
Tracy: Or Basquiat.
I took out the trash today and only coughed up half a lung - we're basically healed! A very slow Velveteen Rabbit-ing has begun.
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I took out the trash today and only coughed up half a lung - we're basically healed! A very slow Velveteen Rabbit-ing has begun.
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
The day after I present on "this is our new process" and everyone is already trying to get exceptions to the process
bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
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December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The day after I present on "this is our new process" and everyone is already trying to get exceptions to the process
I’ve been watching “gentle” movies on the couch with Kingsley while we sleep and can someone tell me what the fuck is up with this kid’s voice actor.
Wait I’ll tell you. He is voiced by someone who was like 47 at the time of the film’s release.
Wait I’ll tell you. He is voiced by someone who was like 47 at the time of the film’s release.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’ve been watching “gentle” movies on the couch with Kingsley while we sleep and can someone tell me what the fuck is up with this kid’s voice actor.
Wait I’ll tell you. He is voiced by someone who was like 47 at the time of the film’s release.
Wait I’ll tell you. He is voiced by someone who was like 47 at the time of the film’s release.
I’ve reached the stage of my cold where I’m just extremely touchy for like no reason. Jordan & I were on the phone and she asked how I *really* felt about the Disney trip and I stated crying because everyone was so nice and no-drama. And ppl told her they liked hanging with me too! I need more sleep
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’ve reached the stage of my cold where I’m just extremely touchy for like no reason. Jordan & I were on the phone and she asked how I *really* felt about the Disney trip and I stated crying because everyone was so nice and no-drama. And ppl told her they liked hanging with me too! I need more sleep
our VP can't do our All-Staff presentation today so she asked ME, MMEE, to do it, and I'm a good speaker, but this is not my area of expertise, and add on top of that The Cold What I Have, and my god, I just found my last few doses of daytime cold medicine, thank GOD, I sound like HELL over here.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
our VP can't do our All-Staff presentation today so she asked ME, MMEE, to do it, and I'm a good speaker, but this is not my area of expertise, and add on top of that The Cold What I Have, and my god, I just found my last few doses of daytime cold medicine, thank GOD, I sound like HELL over here.
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a wooden floor in a room with a blue door in the background
ALT: a wooden floor in a room with a blue door in the background
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December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Every so often, I watch the wrong movie under the wrong circumstances. One time, it was The Favourite while being a little too drunk and having the spins, and last night, it was Mickey 17 while goofed up on Nyquil.
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Every so often, I watch the wrong movie under the wrong circumstances. One time, it was The Favourite while being a little too drunk and having the spins, and last night, it was Mickey 17 while goofed up on Nyquil.
Why don’t I have any sweet treats in my immediate vicinity and who can I blame for it
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Why don’t I have any sweet treats in my immediate vicinity and who can I blame for it
When Jordan and I stopped working together we were worried that our semi tea-based friendship might fade when we didn't have constant drama to share. Happy to say that isn't the case, but when there is shit to talk, damn, it is so fun.
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When Jordan and I stopped working together we were worried that our semi tea-based friendship might fade when we didn't have constant drama to share. Happy to say that isn't the case, but when there is shit to talk, damn, it is so fun.
Y’all ever make tea with hot honey in it
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Y’all ever make tea with hot honey in it
(redacted) is working hard on something (I know, I'm as stunned as you are) and fucking Visio is just ruining everything every time she tries to make a correction. What the HELL, Visio?
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
(redacted) is working hard on something (I know, I'm as stunned as you are) and fucking Visio is just ruining everything every time she tries to make a correction. What the HELL, Visio?
A fun thing about this cold is that is has been impossible to fall asleep in my own bed so I've had to get up in frustration many times, move to the couch, and fall asleep immediately there. I'm trying to be good! My back is losing patience with me!
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A fun thing about this cold is that is has been impossible to fall asleep in my own bed so I've had to get up in frustration many times, move to the couch, and fall asleep immediately there. I'm trying to be good! My back is losing patience with me!
I know I must be doing something wrong for this to show up in my recommended videos
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I know I must be doing something wrong for this to show up in my recommended videos
There are people on the roof doing gutter cleaning and moss removal, and can you guess which Large Tabby is being very cool and normal about this
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
There are people on the roof doing gutter cleaning and moss removal, and can you guess which Large Tabby is being very cool and normal about this
perm do both
i know the sexy and fun thing to do is say you'll punch anyone you see wearing google glasses but even if it's more boring i'd rather people talk more broadly about how to set meaningful expectations of privacy e.g. japan's regulations requiring cell phones make a loud snap when taking a photo
December 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
perm do both