Jooiiee
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Jag gillar inte datorer. Jag gillar semlor.
@larswilderang.cornucopia.se Hej! Sjukhuset hade en av dina böcker, men kan man läsa den utan att ha läst boken före? God jul på dig också! 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
@larswilderang.cornucopia.se Hej! Sjukhuset hade en av dina böcker, men kan man läsa den utan att ha läst boken före? God jul på dig också! 🎄
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SÅDAN DÄR FÄRG SKULLE MAN HA!
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
SÅDAN DÄR FÄRG SKULLE MAN HA!
As he calls it, the weakest link 😂😂
This is Ranger. He has picked you as the chosen one for this dinner party. Or as he calls it, the weakest link. 13/10 an honor (TT: sunnycorina)
December 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
As he calls it, the weakest link 😂😂
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This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
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This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)
It somehow also manages to illustrate why a lot of us drive, space efficiency is not all unfortunately.
This iconic Fabian Todorovic cartoon is still one of the best I’ve seen at illustrating the remarkable amount of space we surrender to cars, leaving little space left for everyone and everything else. The text added later makes the bonus point that many drivers still manage to complain about it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
It somehow also manages to illustrate why a lot of us drive, space efficiency is not all unfortunately.
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This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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![Comic. [Two people in front of projected satellite image. A small portion of the image is pixelated squares.] PERSON 1: Wait, when was this imagery taken? Is this censorship the work of the contractor? One of our people? *Foreign actors!?* PERSON 2 with ponytail: Do we know who’s operating a facility at that location? PERSON 1: We can’t find *anything*. [caption] My hobby: Setting up big colored panels in the middle of nowhere as a prank on remote sensing people](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreib6md2yc7x32taznh2u4feo27rltazabjco4fer3c6mni3soe5tfa@jpeg)
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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This is Mogley. He just had a very close call. Almost formed an entire thought, but snapped out of it just in time. 12/10 (TT: evilmaizey3)
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is Mogley. He just had a very close call. Almost formed an entire thought, but snapped out of it just in time. 12/10 (TT: evilmaizey3)
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
it's advent you know what that means
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
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Kaffemaskinen gör ett pulserande skrapande ljud samtidigt som belysningen på den pulserar i takt med ljudet när den gör min choklad. Jag förväntar mig nästan att när jag vänder mig om så är jag i Pompeji år 79, eller på ett rymdskepp infesterat med köttätande bugs. Varför står det en ängelstaty här?
a blue tunnel with a light coming out of the end
Alt: Jobbets kaffemaskin, som är större på insidan än utsidan, färdas genom tid och rum i jakten på det perfekta automatkaffet..
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Kaffemaskinen gör ett pulserande skrapande ljud samtidigt som belysningen på den pulserar i takt med ljudet när den gör min choklad. Jag förväntar mig nästan att när jag vänder mig om så är jag i Pompeji år 79, eller på ett rymdskepp infesterat med köttätande bugs. Varför står det en ängelstaty här?
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Are the straights ok? 😬
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Are the straights ok? 😬
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Pick a new picture for your Windows XP account
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Pick a new picture for your Windows XP account
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What is she looking for??
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What is she looking for??
Tänkvärt..... Finns det inte i någon mytologi en känd historia om den lille som kämpar och besegrar den store bjässen?
Swedish foreign minister on the disproportionate amount of Nordic support given to Ukraine, vs rest of NATO.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tänkvärt..... Finns det inte i någon mytologi en känd historia om den lille som kämpar och besegrar den store bjässen?
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Was just reading about the mid-life upgrades of the Finnish F/A-18 hornets and what a great concept.
Be like a fighter jet: get a mid-life upgrade, not a midlife crisis
Be like a fighter jet: get a mid-life upgrade, not a midlife crisis
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Was just reading about the mid-life upgrades of the Finnish F/A-18 hornets and what a great concept.
Be like a fighter jet: get a mid-life upgrade, not a midlife crisis
Be like a fighter jet: get a mid-life upgrade, not a midlife crisis
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Ukraine to purchase 100 Gripens AND 100 Rafale jets 😳
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Ukraine to purchase 100 Gripens AND 100 Rafale jets 😳
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![Comic. [Two people transferring cargo between a dock and a ship on a cart. A box has fallen off of it into the water labeled “EPIRB: Water-Activated Distress Beacons, 1600 ct”] [caption] “Hello, Coast Guard? We’d like to apologize once again for the 1,600 simultaneous false alarms this morning...”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidpifawma7njovmrjjqs75maq6ggimmrbjcfjtwhfejj65veo32pq@jpeg)
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This is Mack. In his head he absolutely crushed this agility course. Who are we to tell him otherwise. 14/10 (TT: adventuresof.mack)
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is Mack. In his head he absolutely crushed this agility course. Who are we to tell him otherwise. 14/10 (TT: adventuresof.mack)
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM