JordanBloomBooks
@jordanbloombooks.bsky.social
I'm a writer of romance novels, believer in humans, and lover of key lime pie. When I'm not reading and writing, I spend my time drinking coffee and looking for the good in the world.
My pronouns are she/her
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Final day! Treat yourself. #amreading #amreadingromance
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Final day! Treat yourself. #amreading #amreadingromance
Someone buy me one of everything on this list. Please and thank you.
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The Gift Guide for Writers 2025
Every year, I round up unique gifts to please the writer in your life. I’m back with ten all-new gifts. No fancy journals. No pens. No mugs. We all have enough of those. These gifts come in all pri…
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December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Someone buy me one of everything on this list. Please and thank you.
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being horny is all fine and well—I read and write [very] horny books—but ultimately, for me, romance is about comfort. it’s about knowing what’s coming, and knowing it’s going to be okay. the more chaotic the world is, the more romance I consume.
seriously, it appears that while basically nobody is reading fiction anymore when it comes to 90% of genres of literature, a lot of very horny people must be spending a lot of money on romance novels
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
being horny is all fine and well—I read and write [very] horny books—but ultimately, for me, romance is about comfort. it’s about knowing what’s coming, and knowing it’s going to be okay. the more chaotic the world is, the more romance I consume.
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me, when i see people posting that they have newly discovered just how vast the romance genre is. welcome new friends! please respect the space. LOL.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
me, when i see people posting that they have newly discovered just how vast the romance genre is. welcome new friends! please respect the space. LOL.
Reminder that your local indie author is a small business. Further reminder that your ereader deserves a little stocking stuffer too.
Universal link. books2read.com/SoundHarmony
Universal link. books2read.com/SoundHarmony
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reminder that your local indie author is a small business. Further reminder that your ereader deserves a little stocking stuffer too.
Universal link. books2read.com/SoundHarmony
Universal link. books2read.com/SoundHarmony
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Visit www.romancebooklovers.com today to find your next great read. Dive into over 900 Black Friday romance deals from Steamy to Historical and Clean to Paranormal. All for 99 cents each. Fall in love for less! #blackfriday #romancebookblast #99cents #romancereads #romancebooks
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Visit www.romancebooklovers.com today to find your next great read. Dive into over 900 Black Friday romance deals from Steamy to Historical and Clean to Paranormal. All for 99 cents each. Fall in love for less! #blackfriday #romancebookblast #99cents #romancereads #romancebooks
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Starbucks response that unions aren't necessary makes it easier to continue boycotting them:
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Starbucks response that unions aren't necessary makes it easier to continue boycotting them:
Me too! And when I say “love” I mean I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns.
Love how I have to open my Zoom account in my browser to turn off the AI companion once a week because apparently saying 'no I don't want this' once is not enough.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me too! And when I say “love” I mean I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns.
This.
"What if another author has the same idea as you? Don't you worry about it?"
Nope! Hell, knowing me, I will absolutely boost that author's book right alongside my own. Because there is no competition here, only community.
Nope! Hell, knowing me, I will absolutely boost that author's book right alongside my own. Because there is no competition here, only community.
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This.
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“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”
As ICE Street Raids Ramp Up, New Yorkers Stock Up On Whistles
Taking a cue from Chicago, community groups have distributed thousands of whistles in recent weeks — a grassroots system people in other cities have adopted to help neighbors sound the alarm.
www.thecity.nyc
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”
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You are not bold and interesting for thinking not all genre romance books should have a happy ending. You are a person with an (extremely trite, at this point) opinion who should read genres of books that are not romance.
June 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
You are not bold and interesting for thinking not all genre romance books should have a happy ending. You are a person with an (extremely trite, at this point) opinion who should read genres of books that are not romance.
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Psst. Want a cozy comfort read about a man who smells good all. the. time? It's free by the way...
July 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Psst. Want a cozy comfort read about a man who smells good all. the. time? It's free by the way...
Road trip!!
Since we’re talking about it today…for anyone who dislikes the idea of a guaranteed HEA because it spoils your enjoyment to know how a story will end, that’s fine. It’s your right to read what you like, and maybe romance isn’t for you. But also: imagine romance books are like going on a road trip.
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Road trip!!
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Whenever people diss the romance genre or act as if it is by definition second-rate, I think about how genuinely difficult it is to write a truly effective (and non wince-inducing) consensual sex scene (whether cute, fun, passionate, tragic, comedic, horny, moving, etc). Especially an explicit one.
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Whenever people diss the romance genre or act as if it is by definition second-rate, I think about how genuinely difficult it is to write a truly effective (and non wince-inducing) consensual sex scene (whether cute, fun, passionate, tragic, comedic, horny, moving, etc). Especially an explicit one.
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Heads up kids, nominations for the 2026 #RomComBracket open December 1st
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Heads up kids, nominations for the 2026 #RomComBracket open December 1st
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
I just took the pipe under my bathroom sink apart, cleaned it out, and put it back together.
Ladies, if you've never done this, I urge you to try. YouTube will teach you how and it all goes together like Legos.
And that U-pipe is probably filthy.
Ladies, if you've never done this, I urge you to try. YouTube will teach you how and it all goes together like Legos.
And that U-pipe is probably filthy.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I just took the pipe under my bathroom sink apart, cleaned it out, and put it back together.
Ladies, if you've never done this, I urge you to try. YouTube will teach you how and it all goes together like Legos.
And that U-pipe is probably filthy.
Ladies, if you've never done this, I urge you to try. YouTube will teach you how and it all goes together like Legos.
And that U-pipe is probably filthy.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Happy publication day to The Secret Mistletoe Promise by @cressmclaughlin.bsky.social and The Christmas Tree Killer by @cmacwritescrime.bsky.social - my preorders from @harpercollins.bsky.social arrived earlier this week 😍
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Happy publication day to The Secret Mistletoe Promise by @cressmclaughlin.bsky.social and The Christmas Tree Killer by @cmacwritescrime.bsky.social - my preorders from @harpercollins.bsky.social arrived earlier this week 😍
Every day this week, I’m wide awake at 5:00. Daylight Savings is stupid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Every day this week, I’m wide awake at 5:00. Daylight Savings is stupid.
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So proud of my city 🥹🥹🥹
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
So proud of my city 🥹🥹🥹
I need you to stop scrolling for a second to look at this perfect tree. #PureMichigan
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I need you to stop scrolling for a second to look at this perfect tree. #PureMichigan
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And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.