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Jordan, a cool guy
@jordanhirsch.net
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Jordan Hirsch

Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.

Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice

SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley

https://jordanhirsch.net

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Profile pic by my awesome daughter
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siri what is a vegetable
screenshot of a Tripadvisor review: patricia m Rhinebeck, New York Best Steak in the Hudson Valley! Jul 2022 We were fortunate enough to receive a gift card to this amazing restaurant and went for my husband’s bday. He’s a vegetarian who enjoyed the crab cakes and the grilled octopus.
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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My friend @pjmyette.bsky.social made this awesome shirt and you can have one too! tee.pub/lic/w6ifFnbG...

All proceeds go to riacboston.org
Jordan, a bearded white dude smiling and wearing a shirt with the Gadsden flag snake and the words "DON'T TREAD ON ANYONE"
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Nautical flag of a black plus sign on a white background with text: STOP CARRYING OUT YOUR INTENTIONS
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include an underbaked and overly derivative effects showcase, a movie so bad it's amazing, the best horror movie ever made, and a comedy classic that hasn't lost a beat.

How about yours?

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Movie posters for Deathstalker (2025), Champagne and Bullets, The Thing, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Me after clearing the driveway for the third time in 24 hours
Jack Nicholson at the end of the Shining, buried up to the waist in snow. Snow and ice are drizzled down his face, his clothes are covered in snow. His eyes are rolled up and he is clearly frozen to death.
January 26, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Marvin the paranoid android
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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RW: 30 Days of Night (2007), in celebration of the coming snowpocalypse
Movie poster for 30 Days of Night
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a Carpenter classic about ghosts who use tools, a story of a conspiracy theory gone wrong, an excellent entry in the new zombie canon, and a bizarre and bloody puppet movie. How about yours?

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Movie posters for The Fog, Bugonia, 28 Years Later the Bone Temple, and Abruptio.
January 23, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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We have experienced Weather™️
Trees covered in snow
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Senator Schumer - I'm no longer a resident of New York state, but considering your position as Senate Minority Leader, I feel I have a vested interest in the state of your leadership. Senator, three generations back, my family fled Ukraine in the pogroms of the late 19th century, actions in which, as I'm sure you know, the Tsar sent cossacks to assault and evict shtetl-dwellers in a bloody purge that scattered my ancestors from their homeland. I look at the on-the-ground reporting from Minneapolis and, you'll have to pardon me if this seems histrionic, but I know a pogrom when I see one. Citizens bodily pulled from cars and detained. Protestors blinded with "less lethal" ordnance. ICE on door-to-door sweeps filling a quota that has nothing to do with their ostensible charter to police immigration abuse. Your remarks earlier this week about ICE left me and any number of our fellow Americans appalled at your failure to grasp the severity of the moment. ICE is operating lawlessly and with total impunity (granted without legal pretext by the President and Vice President who will happily brand an American citizen a "domestic terrorist" to fit their authoritarian narrative), yet your response to this inflection point is that ICE needs better training. You are shamefully failing your constituents if you think modern-day slave-catchers are just in need of better training, when the real issue is that this administration has declared open war on its constituents . This is before we get into the administration's reckless, unchecked aggressions against Venezuela and Greenland, but for the moment, let's focus on the domestic issue. American citizens - your constituents, your public - are living in fear of not making it back from the grocery store. For being murdered for either failing to comply or, as was the case with Renee Nicole Good, even after complying. Even in the wake of this cold-blooded crime, ICE agents have treated Ms. Good's summary execution as a warning to o…
January 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Post a comic cover you love.
Detective Comics #880 cover by Jock
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include an overrated but beautiful epic, a comedy classic which I saw 35 years too late, one of the best Friday the 13th movies, and a horror anthology with some great moments. How about you?

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Movie posters for The Green Knight, UHF, Friday the 13th part 6, and Asylum
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Why does she do this
Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black spots and black ears, laying in a nearly closed doorway with her head stuck in the doorway so the door can't be closed all the way.
January 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Why does she do this
Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black spots and black ears, lying on her side in a doorway with her face smoothed against the doorway, almost wrapped around the doorframe.
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Colin Robinson from What We Do In the Shadows
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Rough week, post dog
Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black spots and a big black patch over half her face and black ears, lying on her back with her rear legs up, in a grey soft dog bed next to a green blanket. Her beautiful eyes are closed.
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a silly 80s ski resort slasher, a 70s giallo that's 80% boobs by volume, a surprisingly affecting if not laugh out loud funny stand-up special, and one of the greatest bad movies I have ever seen in my life. How about yours?

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Movie posters for iced, torso, Kumail Nanjiani night thoughts, and troll 2.
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Taking some time off from the horrors tonight my exposing myself to a classic I've somehow never seen
Movie poster for Troll 2 (1990)
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Excited for this shirt to go out of style
Jordan, a bearded white dude in a t-shirt that reads: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like FUCK ICE
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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Happy first #LetterboxdFriday of the year! My #LastFourWatched include a neon-soaked nightmare, a foundational J-horror, a quiet Aussie ghost story, and an overlooked 70s slasher that's really a family psychodrama, emphasis on psycho.

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Movie posters for Jimmy & Stiggs, Ringu, Lake Mungo, and Frightmare
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Some dipshit sitting at a table drinking coffee. Taped to the table is a sign that has been edited to read: Jason X is the best one in the series. Change my mind.
January 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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I mean, it's right there in the name
Movie poster for Street Trash (1987)
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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It wasn't an entirely bad year
A Letterboxd page that reads: Milestones. First film, Frankenhooker, Jan 3. Last film, Terror Train, Dec 31.
January 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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A gorgeous white dog with black spots and a big black patch over half her face laying on a dog bed. Her head is resting on a wadded up green fleece blanket
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Share one of your favorite *discomfort* TV shows
Poster for the HBO show The Rehearsal
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM