Jordan, a cool guy
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Jordan Hirsch
Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.
Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice
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https://jordanhirsch.net
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Profile pic by my awesome daughter
Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.
Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice
SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley
https://jordanhirsch.net
He/him
Profile pic by my awesome daughter
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Not to be the meme police but that’s not how this meme works.
On this day in Vermont history: Norman Rockwell was born in New York City in 1894. He became one of the best-known American artists of the 20th Century (particularly for the covers he illustrated for The Saturday Evening Post and for paintings such as Rosie the Riveter, and the Four Freedoms series)
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Not to be the meme police but that’s not how this meme works.
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"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005."
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005."
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
TIL that Richard O'Brien plays a voice on Phineas and Ferb 🤯
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
TIL that Richard O'Brien plays a voice on Phineas and Ferb 🤯
Enlightenment is knowing you have to set up a Windows Defender Firewall rule too
Knowledge is knowing that you have to set up port forwarding when you get a new google nest router. Wisdom is knowing that you have to duplicate all those rules on the cable modem too or nothing will work
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Enlightenment is knowing you have to set up a Windows Defender Firewall rule too
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Republicans are nazi rapist pedophile human traffickers and collaborators on Russian payroll.
Susan Collins loves nazi rapist pedophile human traffickers that work for Russia.
So does any Democrat that votes with them.
To hell with calling them weird, no more coddling. Call them for what they are
Susan Collins loves nazi rapist pedophile human traffickers that work for Russia.
So does any Democrat that votes with them.
To hell with calling them weird, no more coddling. Call them for what they are
Susan Collins is at the White House for the Republican humiliation ritual
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Republicans are nazi rapist pedophile human traffickers and collaborators on Russian payroll.
Susan Collins loves nazi rapist pedophile human traffickers that work for Russia.
So does any Democrat that votes with them.
To hell with calling them weird, no more coddling. Call them for what they are
Susan Collins loves nazi rapist pedophile human traffickers that work for Russia.
So does any Democrat that votes with them.
To hell with calling them weird, no more coddling. Call them for what they are
Can you say the word "abolish?"
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Can you say the word "abolish?"
That orange bitch should pay me, I don't want to be part of the US either
"The Trump administration is also weighing direct cash payments to island residents to change their views about U.S. control over Greenland, U.S. officials said."
That's crazy but also, bad for the dollar
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
That's crazy but also, bad for the dollar
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Three-Quarters of Greenlanders Don’t Want to Be Part of the U.S., Poll Shows
Citizens noted their concerns about exchanging the Danish welfare system for American healthcare, elder care and education.
www.wsj.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
That orange bitch should pay me, I don't want to be part of the US either
No offense but this is pablum cowardly bullshit. Abolish ICE, don't replace it, have some goddamn principles.
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
No offense but this is pablum cowardly bullshit. Abolish ICE, don't replace it, have some goddamn principles.
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i don't know why i'm listening to the shithead president but he should be impeached just over this election shit alone, fucking enough already
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
i don't know why i'm listening to the shithead president but he should be impeached just over this election shit alone, fucking enough already
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Today the House is voting on funding for ICE.
This rogue agency should not receive a single penny. It should be abolished and prosecuted.
This rogue agency should not receive a single penny. It should be abolished and prosecuted.
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Today the House is voting on funding for ICE.
This rogue agency should not receive a single penny. It should be abolished and prosecuted.
This rogue agency should not receive a single penny. It should be abolished and prosecuted.
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“Underage women” is a contradiction, an oxymoron
Epstein and his buddies raped children, full stop
Do I need to read all forty million pages of his files to know the full extent of their evil? Absolutely not
But, unlike most media organizations nowadays, I can at least call a thing what it is
Epstein and his buddies raped children, full stop
Do I need to read all forty million pages of his files to know the full extent of their evil? Absolutely not
But, unlike most media organizations nowadays, I can at least call a thing what it is
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
“Underage women” is a contradiction, an oxymoron
Epstein and his buddies raped children, full stop
Do I need to read all forty million pages of his files to know the full extent of their evil? Absolutely not
But, unlike most media organizations nowadays, I can at least call a thing what it is
Epstein and his buddies raped children, full stop
Do I need to read all forty million pages of his files to know the full extent of their evil? Absolutely not
But, unlike most media organizations nowadays, I can at least call a thing what it is
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siri what is a vegetable
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
siri what is a vegetable
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
Oopsie
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Oopsie
And fish are sea vegetables, yes, it all makes sense now
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
And fish are sea vegetables, yes, it all makes sense now
siri what is a vegetable
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
siri what is a vegetable
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America's young Republicans are Nazis, yes, but they are also very fucking stupid. Anyway, this is more evidence that if democracy is going to survive in this country, the Republican party can no longer exist.
"There is no labeling in the graphic, and there are no identifying features... this graphic does not glorify nor valorize any incident because it lacks any reasonable connection," the college Republicans who posted this graphic said in a statement. dailyillini.com/news-stories...
February 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
America's young Republicans are Nazis, yes, but they are also very fucking stupid. Anyway, this is more evidence that if democracy is going to survive in this country, the Republican party can no longer exist.
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Half the US government seems to be actively helping Russia 💁
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Half the US government seems to be actively helping Russia 💁
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/irr...
Irresistible Bliss by Soul Coughing on Apple Music
Album · 1996 · 12 Songs
music.apple.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/irr...
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Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
I started late so I still have 2 days but at least the longest January on record is over
February 1, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I started late so I still have 2 days but at least the longest January on record is over