Jordan, a cool guy
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Jordan Hirsch
Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.
Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice
SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley
https://jordanhirsch.net
He/him
Profile pic by my awesome daughter
Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.
Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice
SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley
https://jordanhirsch.net
He/him
Profile pic by my awesome daughter
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siri what is a vegetable
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
siri what is a vegetable
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
Oopsie
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Oopsie
siri what is a vegetable
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
siri what is a vegetable
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America's young Republicans are Nazis, yes, but they are also very fucking stupid. Anyway, this is more evidence that if democracy is going to survive in this country, the Republican party can no longer exist.
"There is no labeling in the graphic, and there are no identifying features... this graphic does not glorify nor valorize any incident because it lacks any reasonable connection," the college Republicans who posted this graphic said in a statement. dailyillini.com/news-stories...
February 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
America's young Republicans are Nazis, yes, but they are also very fucking stupid. Anyway, this is more evidence that if democracy is going to survive in this country, the Republican party can no longer exist.
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Half the US government seems to be actively helping Russia 💁
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Half the US government seems to be actively helping Russia 💁
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/irr...
Irresistible Bliss by Soul Coughing on Apple Music
Album · 1996 · 12 Songs
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February 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/irr...
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Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
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I actually LIKE email categorization, a feature that has existed for years and which has never relied on bogus "AI" bullshit.
At least Microsoft let me TURN CLIPPY OFF.
At least Microsoft let me TURN CLIPPY OFF.
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I actually LIKE email categorization, a feature that has existed for years and which has never relied on bogus "AI" bullshit.
At least Microsoft let me TURN CLIPPY OFF.
At least Microsoft let me TURN CLIPPY OFF.
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Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.
Changed my handle, y'all. Don't worry, I'm still me, just more so.
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Changed my handle, y'all. Don't worry, I'm still me, just more so.
Society (1989)
I’ve lived in Cambridge 35+ years and finally ready to eat Puritan food
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Society (1989)
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Can you fly, Bobby?
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Can you fly, Bobby?
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People who own all four Rage records and have never read a David Brooks column understand the world better than the reverse
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
People who own all four Rage records and have never read a David Brooks column understand the world better than the reverse
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
My friend @pjmyette.bsky.social made this awesome shirt and you can have one too! tee.pub/lic/w6ifFnbG...
All proceeds go to riacboston.org
All proceeds go to riacboston.org
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
My friend @pjmyette.bsky.social made this awesome shirt and you can have one too! tee.pub/lic/w6ifFnbG...
All proceeds go to riacboston.org
All proceeds go to riacboston.org
Wife (doing crossword): "what's another word for 'evil spirits?' 'Incels??'"
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Wife (doing crossword): "what's another word for 'evil spirits?' 'Incels??'"
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*fart goes unsniffed* YOU GUYS YOU’RE MISSING IT
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
*fart goes unsniffed* YOU GUYS YOU’RE MISSING IT
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“You there, boy! Has he died yet?”
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 PM
“You there, boy! Has he died yet?”
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remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
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An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
Disgusting.
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
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Our message to Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and ICE is simple.
Stay the f*** out of the Hudson Valley.
Stay the f*** out of the Hudson Valley.
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Our message to Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and ICE is simple.
Stay the f*** out of the Hudson Valley.
Stay the f*** out of the Hudson Valley.
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As Black History Month approaches, a reminder that HORROR NOIRE, the best-reviewed documentary of 2019, is at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but is still not “Certified Fresh” because there are only 38 reviews (RT says limited release movies require 40). Is this the year? Will you answer the call?
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
As Black History Month approaches, a reminder that HORROR NOIRE, the best-reviewed documentary of 2019, is at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but is still not “Certified Fresh” because there are only 38 reviews (RT says limited release movies require 40). Is this the year? Will you answer the call?