Lumber Jackson
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corn medalist in the 2024 poop olympics and fart sommelier.
If Shapiro is this much of a baby about the vetting process for being VP, there’s little chance he has enough time to mature into a person - never mind candidate - capable of leading the U.S. out of the world of shit its current leader is eagerly diving into www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...
In his new book, Gov. Josh Shapiro recalls an ‘offensive’ vetting process to be Kamala Harris’ running mate
In Shapiro’s memoir set to publish later this month, he recalls being asked by Harris’ vetting team if he had ever been “an agent of the Israeli government,” among other new details.
www.inquirer.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
If Shapiro is this much of a baby about the vetting process for being VP, there’s little chance he has enough time to mature into a person - never mind candidate - capable of leading the U.S. out of the world of shit its current leader is eagerly diving into www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...
he’s mad at the Norwegian Nobel Committee so he’s trying to force other countries to force Denmark, which is not Norway, to sell Greenland, also not Norway, to the United States for an amount of money the United States does not have and Congress has not appropriated www.npr.org/2026/01/19/n...
Trump says he's pursuing Greenland after perceived Nobel Peace Prize snub
"Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize… I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace," Trump wrote in a message to the Norwegian Prime Minister.
www.npr.org
January 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM
he’s mad at the Norwegian Nobel Committee so he’s trying to force other countries to force Denmark, which is not Norway, to sell Greenland, also not Norway, to the United States for an amount of money the United States does not have and Congress has not appropriated www.npr.org/2026/01/19/n...
Not sure what’s more off-putting here: MTG’s corpse-bride daughter or the quantity of rings on the dude’s hand
January 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Not sure what’s more off-putting here: MTG’s corpse-bride daughter or the quantity of rings on the dude’s hand
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Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
Got stuck in a long line of cars behind an old lady doing 25 in a 55 in a Subaru Outback onto which she’d affixed a “student driver please be patient” sticker as if we weren’t going to glance over to verify while passing her blind ass
January 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Got stuck in a long line of cars behind an old lady doing 25 in a 55 in a Subaru Outback onto which she’d affixed a “student driver please be patient” sticker as if we weren’t going to glance over to verify while passing her blind ass
It just takes one person without snow tires to eff it up for everybody
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 PM
It just takes one person without snow tires to eff it up for everybody
None of you are brave enough to name your virtual assistant Gina
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 AM
None of you are brave enough to name your virtual assistant Gina
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it isn’t fair to the athletes but mass booing during these ceremonies might actually send a signal to voters who are otherwise disillusioned with current events that this administration is widely perceived as evil
Feel sorry for US Athletics at the #WinterOlympics because their anthem is going to get booed the fuck out of.
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
it isn’t fair to the athletes but mass booing during these ceremonies might actually send a signal to voters who are otherwise disillusioned with current events that this administration is widely perceived as evil
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
How do I sign up for Greenland’s army?
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
How do I sign up for Greenland’s army?
I have no idea what the secret service means anymore. Unless the secret is “we protect pedophiles and those who would destroy them.” Cuz otherwise we normies would bury you.
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I have no idea what the secret service means anymore. Unless the secret is “we protect pedophiles and those who would destroy them.” Cuz otherwise we normies would bury you.
Someone should Kavanaugh stop Kavanaugh into the Potomac for a reasonable amount of time and let him on his way no bother
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Someone should Kavanaugh stop Kavanaugh into the Potomac for a reasonable amount of time and let him on his way no bother
Americans hate Shitler
"Worse than Bush after Katrina" is a polling benchmark that I thought that partisan polarization had made impossible
Pollster: 58% of Americans say Trump's second term has been a failure. A year into term number two, Trump's numbers look worse than any other president. Trump is even worse than George W. Bush after Katrina and a long period in the Iraq War. This is really, really bad.
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Americans hate Shitler
The very conservative guy I work with in upstate NY in a high-achieving district sent his son to college in Kansas and his daughters to HS at a catholic school that is basically Oklahoma.
does anyone know like, what republican parents of schoolchildren think of this? do they not sign up for these watch groups? think it’s woke if their child can’t get tear gassed on the playground?
January 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The very conservative guy I work with in upstate NY in a high-achieving district sent his son to college in Kansas and his daughters to HS at a catholic school that is basically Oklahoma.
Clean Christian Comedian here. My only G-spot is Church.
Clean Christian Comedian here. My only F word is Faith.
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Clean Christian Comedian here. My only G-spot is Church.
Say what you will about Jeffrey Epstein, at least he didn’t make sexual comments about his daughter
January 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Say what you will about Jeffrey Epstein, at least he didn’t make sexual comments about his daughter
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cold-blooded murder by the state.
Holy shit.
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Newly Released Records Detail Chaos During Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
cold-blooded murder by the state.
slow down, dude already has the world’s deepest vagina
Every time a new Star Trek series launches, Stephen Miller loses an inch. In both places.
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
slow down, dude already has the world’s deepest vagina
Not only did I win best in show at the 1993 Westminster Dog Show, I also wrote the entire Beatles catalog
January 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Not only did I win best in show at the 1993 Westminster Dog Show, I also wrote the entire Beatles catalog
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The actual story is that a family of American citizens trying to evacuate from a neighborhood that ICE had made unsafe, and then ICE tossed munitions into the car, causing three kids to be hospitalized and a six month old to stop breathing. DHS called the family “radical agitators”
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The actual story is that a family of American citizens trying to evacuate from a neighborhood that ICE had made unsafe, and then ICE tossed munitions into the car, causing three kids to be hospitalized and a six month old to stop breathing. DHS called the family “radical agitators”
I hadn’t seen this clip, but McLaughlin might’ve been fellating Stephen Miller prior to this
McLAUGHLIN: Racial animus has no place in DHS and of course is not use
CNN: *plays clip of ICE agents asking Minneapolis woman where she was born*
McLAUGHLIN: I haven't seen this clip before. She might've been assaulting law enforcement prior to this.
CNN: *plays clip of ICE agents asking Minneapolis woman where she was born*
McLAUGHLIN: I haven't seen this clip before. She might've been assaulting law enforcement prior to this.
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I hadn’t seen this clip, but McLaughlin might’ve been fellating Stephen Miller prior to this
I don’t drink cow milk because I am not a calf
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I don’t drink cow milk because I am not a calf
Used to be they didn’t give peace prizes to known child rapists.
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Used to be they didn’t give peace prizes to known child rapists.
The countries that might support this are what the U.S. used to consider pariah states. finance.yahoo.com/news/live/tr...
Trump tariffs live updates: Trump floats tariff on countries that 'don't go along with' US acquisition of Greenland
President Trump's most sweeping tariffs face a landmark test of presidential powers, as the US Supreme Court is set to rule on the implications and legality of Trump's global duties on trade partners.
finance.yahoo.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The countries that might support this are what the U.S. used to consider pariah states. finance.yahoo.com/news/live/tr...