Lumber Jackson
@millburray.bsky.social
corn medalist in the 2024 poop olympics and fart sommelier.
Did he swallow his gun while hiding evidence?
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Did he swallow his gun while hiding evidence?
New euphemism for “The United States trying to start wars on two continents simultaneously” just dropped
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
New euphemism for “The United States trying to start wars on two continents simultaneously” just dropped
Oh, shit, yeah, I totally forgot. Sorry. I, a random guy on the internet, will get right on that.
January 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Oh, shit, yeah, I totally forgot. Sorry. I, a random guy on the internet, will get right on that.
REAL PATRIOTS WOULD LET THEM STAY IN THEIR HOTEL and after they were asleep lock the doors and set it on fire
January 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
REAL PATRIOTS WOULD LET THEM STAY IN THEIR HOTEL and after they were asleep lock the doors and set it on fire
happy 2026 AI is writing all the headlines
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
happy 2026 AI is writing all the headlines
pretty sure she’s confusing Bardot for Noel Gallagher, France’s other famous right-wing starlet
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
pretty sure she’s confusing Bardot for Noel Gallagher, France’s other famous right-wing starlet
not again, Charlie Brown
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
not again, Charlie Brown
they say post your Ls, and the guy’s following through
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
they say post your Ls, and the guy’s following through
the dumbest people posted this five days after missing the deadline to release all of the Epstein files, breaking the law
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the dumbest people posted this five days after missing the deadline to release all of the Epstein files, breaking the law
It has been a year since shareholders and EV boosters slammed Toyota for its take-it-slow strategy toward full electrification, and, welp finance.yahoo.com/news/electri...
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It has been a year since shareholders and EV boosters slammed Toyota for its take-it-slow strategy toward full electrification, and, welp finance.yahoo.com/news/electri...
THIS IS WHAT THE FIFA PEACE PRIZE IS ALL ABOUT BAYBEEEEE!!!
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
THIS IS WHAT THE FIFA PEACE PRIZE IS ALL ABOUT BAYBEEEEE!!!
in trump’s telling, Rob Reiner’s son Nick killed his parents because he’s a fan of trump. people.com/rob-reiner-w...
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
in trump’s telling, Rob Reiner’s son Nick killed his parents because he’s a fan of trump. people.com/rob-reiner-w...
Two ways to read this. One, the cynical view, is that they only want wealthy and/or educated immigrants who can serve wealthy Brits. A more generous reading is they want to preserve the lowest-paying jobs for the poorest native Britons.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Two ways to read this. One, the cynical view, is that they only want wealthy and/or educated immigrants who can serve wealthy Brits. A more generous reading is they want to preserve the lowest-paying jobs for the poorest native Britons.
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
They pumpin that bitch full of gravy
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They pumpin that bitch full of gravy
We have to execute AI so that it can return as Jebus
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We have to execute AI so that it can return as Jebus
Who wore it better?
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Who wore it better?
Went over to grandma’s house and she showed me her beaver
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Went over to grandma’s house and she showed me her beaver