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Lumber Jackson
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fart sommelier.
petition to bring back the r word
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
No
I am asking you, once again, to stop giving Mike Dukakis your Turkey carcasses
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Thanksgiving tip: before absconding to a basement without its own toilet, make sure to grab a beer or large bottle of booze or wine. Once you’ve emptied the container, you can use it as an impromptu urinal. Hopefully you’re sober enough to remember you did that and don’t drink your pee 20 mins later
urical.you
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my sweet wife made this for you
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I’m just a naïve professor of politics, but it seems to me that it wouldn’t be *that* hard to mandate that every data center project add sufficient renewable capacity to zero out its impact on the grid.

… and when the bubble bursts we’d at least be left with *some* kind of economic & social good.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If anybody needs a picture of a positive Covid test to get out of Thanksgiving dinner, hmu
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The trump administration granted the DC shooter asylum in April. The previous trump administration negotiated with the taliban to give them control of Afghanistan, which precipitated the influx of Afghan refugees to the U.S.

abcnews.go.com/amp/US/2-nat...
2 National Guard members remain in critical condition after 'targeted shooting' near White House
Two National Guard members from West Virginia remain in critical condition when a gunman opened fire on them in an apparent "targeted shooting" near the White House.
abcnews.go.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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these people are all scumbags and you should feel bad for defending them
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If the rest of the G20 had any self respect they’d skip it

www.bbc.com/news/article...
South Africa's Cyril Ramaphosa hits back after Donald Trump says US won't invite it for G20 summit - BBC News
The US boycotted the G20 summit in Johannesburg over widely discredited claims of persecution of the white minority.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Who is taking all these thanks and what are they doing with them?
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Turdlican
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is a lot of money to an individual traveler, but a drop in a barrel for the government. Say 10 million people visit; the increased revenue won’t begin to cover the tax break republicans gave musk
National parks have SO MANY people from other countries (since they get real vacations!)

And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.

This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
ACAB means ACAB
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“our oil companies”
Rep. Salazar: "We're gonna be doing a favor to us, to our children, to our economy, to our oil companies to be able to liberate. And to Venezuelans who wants to be free."
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
*pete not understanding why his call for fire has rounds landing on his position*
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Me: (not a pedophile-defending pedophile who sues pierogi vendors at the farmers’ market): I seem to have slipped out of the mainstream
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Watching pete frag himself is my passion
The SECDEF confirming an investigation to the world and labeling an individual under investigation as being part of the “Seditious Six” is unlawful command influence.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Honoring my country by waxing and bleaching my butthole before boarding the struggle bus
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We used to be a country that cared about freedom
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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amazing
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM