it’s a given that adults drinking milk is gross

This administration ignores laws and court rulings like it’s their job. You think they’re afraid of Pat Ryan playing a tough guy, threatening to hold them accountable — not now, but at some point in the future? Who is going to enforce this “accountability,” and how? Performative bullshit.

Gah I was wanking to that pic in a mirror when I wrote that. Two *right* hands. So embarrassing. My apologies.

If there’s one thing Google hates it’s competition

I overheard a male sperm whale talking about sex with stephen miller and he said it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

I should be swimming in royalty checks why am I still poor?