Guy Bailey
@guybailey.bsky.social
Can see around corners. Was a gift, it's now a curse.
Writer, Stoic, Socialist, Dad, Gamer, Curmudgeon, Antifa, Karen.
@Boro @RedcarBears @AtlantaFalcons @F1
Writer, Stoic, Socialist, Dad, Gamer, Curmudgeon, Antifa, Karen.
@Boro @RedcarBears @AtlantaFalcons @F1
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Guy Bailey
@guybailey.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Fuck This Guy.
- The Foo Fighters
- Jamariquai
- Maroon Five
- Thirty Seconds To Mars
- Mike & The Mechanics (maudlin shite & whistling)
- Jamariquai
- Maroon Five
- Thirty Seconds To Mars
- Mike & The Mechanics (maudlin shite & whistling)
- Oasis
- The Dead
- Billy Joel
- Aerosmith
- TS (you know who I mean)
- The Dead
- Billy Joel
- Aerosmith
- TS (you know who I mean)
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
- The Foo Fighters
- Jamariquai
- Maroon Five
- Thirty Seconds To Mars
- Mike & The Mechanics (maudlin shite & whistling)
- Jamariquai
- Maroon Five
- Thirty Seconds To Mars
- Mike & The Mechanics (maudlin shite & whistling)
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Georg Cantor never came up with a degree of infinities that enumerates the ways that Elon Musk can go and fuck himself
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Georg Cantor never came up with a degree of infinities that enumerates the ways that Elon Musk can go and fuck himself
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Extraordinary: Mandelson told Epstein that JP Morgan should "threaten" then cabinet colleague and chancellor Alistair Darling over tax on bankers' bonuses. In plain language: "Minister conspired with US bank against own government".
More brilliant FT reporting
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
More brilliant FT reporting
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
Mandelson told Epstein JPMorgan should ‘threaten’ UK government over banker tax
Then business secretary advised sex offender on how Jamie Dimon should lobby chancellor
www.ft.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Extraordinary: Mandelson told Epstein that JP Morgan should "threaten" then cabinet colleague and chancellor Alistair Darling over tax on bankers' bonuses. In plain language: "Minister conspired with US bank against own government".
More brilliant FT reporting
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
More brilliant FT reporting
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
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Most of Epstein’s victims were either too frightened to come forward, or silenced through legal threats. Oh, and here’s a senior British politician giving Epstein tips on how to silence them
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Most of Epstein’s victims were either too frightened to come forward, or silenced through legal threats. Oh, and here’s a senior British politician giving Epstein tips on how to silence them
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Amazon has placed a VERY specific product warning on the published edition of the Kenneth Williams diaries. The incident that prompted this surely deserved more media attention.
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Amazon has placed a VERY specific product warning on the published edition of the Kenneth Williams diaries. The incident that prompted this surely deserved more media attention.
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❌Hayden Hackney has categorically ruled out leaving #Boro in the final two days of the transfer window
♥️ 'This is the dream. This is what I’ve wanted to do ever since I was a kid - play for Middlesbrough. I'm really happy'
✍️ @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/258143...
♥️ 'This is the dream. This is what I’ve wanted to do ever since I was a kid - play for Middlesbrough. I'm really happy'
✍️ @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/258143...
The Hayden Hackney transfer development a day ahead of Monday-night deadline
Hayden Hackney has categorically ruled out leaving Middlesbrough in the final two days of the transfer window
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
❌Hayden Hackney has categorically ruled out leaving #Boro in the final two days of the transfer window
♥️ 'This is the dream. This is what I’ve wanted to do ever since I was a kid - play for Middlesbrough. I'm really happy'
✍️ @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/258143...
♥️ 'This is the dream. This is what I’ve wanted to do ever since I was a kid - play for Middlesbrough. I'm really happy'
✍️ @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/258143...
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I can not IMAGINE the level of confidence one must have in themselves in order to wear their wig to a boxing match.
"Yeah I'm boxing tonight, but I'm not gonna get hit... put the wig on!"
"Yeah I'm boxing tonight, but I'm not gonna get hit... put the wig on!"
Boxer Jarrell Miller's WIG gets KNOCKED Off During Match 🤭🤭🤣🤣
February 1, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I can not IMAGINE the level of confidence one must have in themselves in order to wear their wig to a boxing match.
"Yeah I'm boxing tonight, but I'm not gonna get hit... put the wig on!"
"Yeah I'm boxing tonight, but I'm not gonna get hit... put the wig on!"
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the oldest adage in journalism is “follow the money”
new in the FT:
new in the FT:
January 31, 2026 at 11:43 PM
the oldest adage in journalism is “follow the money”
new in the FT:
new in the FT:
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Imagine being a 42 year-old pleading with a known pedophilic sex criminal to fly you to his island so you can party with girls he assures you will be 25 or younger.
Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions—and continuing to lie even after your lie's revealed.
You don't hate Elon enough.
Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions—and continuing to lie even after your lie's revealed.
You don't hate Elon enough.
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Imagine being a 42 year-old pleading with a known pedophilic sex criminal to fly you to his island so you can party with girls he assures you will be 25 or younger.
Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions—and continuing to lie even after your lie's revealed.
You don't hate Elon enough.
Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions—and continuing to lie even after your lie's revealed.
You don't hate Elon enough.
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Why would anyone want this.
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Why would anyone want this.
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When we said there’s a certain Home Alone 2 actor that we wanted gone we didn’t mean Catherine O'Hara
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 AM
When we said there’s a certain Home Alone 2 actor that we wanted gone we didn’t mean Catherine O'Hara
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So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
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Elon Musk begging like a small child to party with the girls is the most pathetic yet expected thing
January 31, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Elon Musk begging like a small child to party with the girls is the most pathetic yet expected thing
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The wrong people continue to die. Unacceptable.
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The wrong people continue to die. Unacceptable.
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Rest in peace to a legend.
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Rest in peace to a legend.
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
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On almost everything – fraud, polarisation, radicalisation, misinformation – evidence suggests that over 60s are in much more urgent need of online protection and education than teenagers.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
This was a minor story on London news this morning - but suspect is a real cautionary (and alarming) tale of an older man getting radicalised online.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sidcup man convicted aover explosive attack on Ulez camera
Kevin Rees's homemade bomb caused damage to vehicles and property including a child's bedroom.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 AM
On almost everything – fraud, polarisation, radicalisation, misinformation – evidence suggests that over 60s are in much more urgent need of online protection and education than teenagers.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
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For the morning crowd. The kind of sentiments that validate why I still haul my arse into my office chair most days and try and make the words dance.
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 AM
For the morning crowd. The kind of sentiments that validate why I still haul my arse into my office chair most days and try and make the words dance.
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"Our standing rule is: If one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work, then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell," said a game design consultant in the US.
Over 50% of game developers now think generative AI is bad for the industry, a dramatic increase from just 2 years ago: 'I'd rather quit the industry than use generative AI'
The latest GDC survey also found that managers are more likely to use generative AI than their employees.
www.pcgamer.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:45 PM
"Our standing rule is: If one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work, then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell," said a game design consultant in the US.
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The Signalman (Postgate, 1976)
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The Signalman (Postgate, 1976)
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ATTENTION YORKSHIRE WEIRDIES! Just two weeks to go till me and @bobfischer.bsky.social come back to one of our favourite venues!
Oh, god! Oh, Jesus Christ! Two and a half weeks to go till our Folk Horror show at Leeds @oldwoollen.bsky.social ! Me and @bobfischer.bsky.social will be channeling our inner Lord Summerisles to bring you a bountiful harvest of rural horror.
Tickets: bit.ly/483H8JA
Tickets: bit.ly/483H8JA
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
ATTENTION YORKSHIRE WEIRDIES! Just two weeks to go till me and @bobfischer.bsky.social come back to one of our favourite venues!
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📹🔴⚪️ 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊!
✍️ The #Boro striker search and what to expect in the final stages of the January transfer window
🔜 Exits explained
🟡 Norwich preview
🎙️ with @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RkT...
✍️ The #Boro striker search and what to expect in the final stages of the January transfer window
🔜 Exits explained
🟡 Norwich preview
🎙️ with @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RkT...
What to expect at Boro in the final days of the transfer window
YouTube video by You Are My Boro
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:04 PM
📹🔴⚪️ 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊!
✍️ The #Boro striker search and what to expect in the final stages of the January transfer window
🔜 Exits explained
🟡 Norwich preview
🎙️ with @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RkT...
✍️ The #Boro striker search and what to expect in the final stages of the January transfer window
🔜 Exits explained
🟡 Norwich preview
🎙️ with @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RkT...
