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Jordon
@jordonliggett.bsky.social
Event Planner, Political Scientist, & (Bi)g Mess
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I’m just biding my time until I can find a way to make a living off my useless knowledge of all things horror
September 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Never forget what they took from you (the lemonade that kills people)
October 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Bro when I swung my sword at your neck I was flirting, chill.
September 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Take nudes on company time
September 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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finally, Marvel giving us Loki’s Puerto Vallarta pass around party bottom design
July 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Good morning
July 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Why are you so fucking awkward bud (me to myself)
June 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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every day I finish work, blink three times, eat hot chip, kiss my cat and it’s somehow 9pm
June 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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March 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Laying in the sun is curing my depression.
March 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I think we should teach cephalopods how to use the internet
March 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Our apartment is finally doing something fun for everyone according to the email I just got: “Margaritas, light bites, and facial fun!”

Can’t wait!
March 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Casually saying ‘Hey, we all have our Achilles' heel’ after revealing the most unhinged, borderline criminal anecdote is peak White Lotus energy. #TheWhiteLotus
March 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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this episode had EVERYTHING: naked Russian men in pools, kissing brothers, Christian Hubicki, Sam Rockwell talking about how he wants to be an Asian woman #TheWhiteLotus
a man sitting at a desk with a snl logo in the corner
ALT: a man sitting at a desk with a snl logo in the corner
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March 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Oh he's so happy #TheWhiteLotus
March 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Anyone wanna buy some feet pics? 🫣
March 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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What is it about tequila that just flips on the horny switch ?
March 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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The more I see it written daylight savings time, the more I understand him
March 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This is the year of blocking some bitches.
March 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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January 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The two things that I’m always pleasantly surprised to see at my apartment complex are the trio of whistling ducks and the one random chicken who just hang out together.
February 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM