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JordyJordeon
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Gaymer, nerd, Trixie Mattell is my inner drag queen.
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my foreskin ☹️
thick curls and good bagels
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Had a good workout, then consumed an entire pizza. Thats what I call balance.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Here's to 34! 🥳
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Harry Potter isn't a good book, it's just the first book you actually read.

Read another goddamned book already.
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Ice cream and belly rubs?
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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can’t keep my hands off my fat throbbing cock for very long 😰
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Feeling extra scruffy today!
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Look at my lil cutie, I love her so much 🥹
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Only on the darkest arctic nights can you encounter this Primordial Pokémon. It manifests as aurora and ice, gently towering over the pole's frigid denizens...

✨❄️🧊

(There are 12 kinds of Pokémon in this #art! Can you find 'em all? Some are well hidden. Have fun & don't give away answers! 💕)
June 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Vers guys at the orgy:
Dude last night was an AITA reddit post
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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R/T if you’re coming in here to suck me off…
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Rewatching The Desperate Housewives for the first time since like 2012
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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@ andrew cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Drag queen that wears basic clothing that could be considered a crime on fashion: Geneva Conventional
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Still obsessed with this Magdalena Bay song.

youtu.be/RZGscshZ_Ac?...
Magdalena Bay - Money Lover (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Magdalena Bay
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Late hump day
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Don't speak a lick of French but love French music 🤩

Listen to Croccante on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track...
Protopapa, Bruno Belissimo, Hey Cabrera! & Hard Ton - Croccante
Listen to Croccante on TIDAL
tidal.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Listen to Scantily Clad on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track...

The bass keyboard on this is mesmerizing
Haute & Freddy - Scantily Clad
Listen to Scantily Clad on TIDAL
tidal.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Listen to Juanita on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track...

Absolute BANGER! Love the electric 90s aesthetic
Moon Boots & Kaleena Zanders - Juanita
Listen to Juanita on TIDAL
tidal.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Her fur is a canvas for light
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Happy Indigenous Peoples Day and fuck Christopher Columbus :3
October 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I am deceased
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM