Josée the First
@joseethefirst.bsky.social
Josée ☆37☆She/They☆ENG/FR ☆ Storytelling Enthusiast ☆Serial Liker ☆ Mother of Bears ☆Not For Children or Minors ☆🔞☆ madansemacabre on ao3☆icon drawn by me by hand! ☆NO AI ☆
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Work Christmas lunch!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Work Christmas lunch!!
God I love walking downtown
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
God I love walking downtown
Record of Ragnarok’s version of Leonidas got me going AWOOGA - he’s so Smoker-coded????
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Record of Ragnarok’s version of Leonidas got me going AWOOGA - he’s so Smoker-coded????
Dude, I know I kept saying I was exhausted but after supper yesterday, I fell asleep at like 6:30 and aside from sporadically waking up to go to the bathroom and shit, I slept until 5:30 the next morning???
The fuck???
The fuck???
December 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Dude, I know I kept saying I was exhausted but after supper yesterday, I fell asleep at like 6:30 and aside from sporadically waking up to go to the bathroom and shit, I slept until 5:30 the next morning???
The fuck???
The fuck???
We were told to wear ‘ugly’ Christmas sweaters and dress Christmas-sy and I like to go ham
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We were told to wear ‘ugly’ Christmas sweaters and dress Christmas-sy and I like to go ham
HELLO I HAVE NOT STOPPED ALL DAY
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
HELLO I HAVE NOT STOPPED ALL DAY
Back to the grind sob
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Back to the grind sob
I have so much to do today that now I’m just freezing up bc I don’t know where to start
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I have so much to do today that now I’m just freezing up bc I don’t know where to start
My big sister is 39 years old and just found out today that -
Our mother is afraid of heights
She…was never subtle about it???
Our mother is afraid of heights
She…was never subtle about it???
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My big sister is 39 years old and just found out today that -
Our mother is afraid of heights
She…was never subtle about it???
Our mother is afraid of heights
She…was never subtle about it???
MUUMUUCHAN WAS IN THIS EPISODE OF RANMA!!! I FREAKED OUT AND MY MOM WAS SO ASHAMED OF ME ANDBBDBSBDBB LOOK AT MY STUPID MAN
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
MUUMUUCHAN WAS IN THIS EPISODE OF RANMA!!! I FREAKED OUT AND MY MOM WAS SO ASHAMED OF ME ANDBBDBSBDBB LOOK AT MY STUPID MAN
IT’S HAPPENING (yes the blue doesn’t match perfectly but that’s bc fabricland sucks ass)
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
IT’S HAPPENING (yes the blue doesn’t match perfectly but that’s bc fabricland sucks ass)
LOOK BEST GIRL!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
LOOK BEST GIRL!!!!
Omg omg omg omg guys guys guys guys!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Omg omg omg omg guys guys guys guys!!!!
These Danish butter cookies were SO FUCKING HARD to pipe!!! They better taste amazing!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
These Danish butter cookies were SO FUCKING HARD to pipe!!! They better taste amazing!!!!
YOU DID IT!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
YOU DID IT!!!!
‘I love cosplaying’, I mutter to myself as I try to figure out how much fabric I need for this traditional male kimono
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
‘I love cosplaying’, I mutter to myself as I try to figure out how much fabric I need for this traditional male kimono
Watched the livestream for Tim Cook’s memorial because I couldn’t make it in person, but I cried my eyes out watching the livestream. I’m going to miss him so fucking much
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Watched the livestream for Tim Cook’s memorial because I couldn’t make it in person, but I cried my eyes out watching the livestream. I’m going to miss him so fucking much
GUYS THE PINGU CAKE IS HERE AND IT FUCKING RULES
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
GUYS THE PINGU CAKE IS HERE AND IT FUCKING RULES
Hmm
Why is this chapter currently at 3k+ and is not done?
Like yes, it’s the climax but nnggfhh long
Why is this chapter currently at 3k+ and is not done?
Like yes, it’s the climax but nnggfhh long
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Hmm
Why is this chapter currently at 3k+ and is not done?
Like yes, it’s the climax but nnggfhh long
Why is this chapter currently at 3k+ and is not done?
Like yes, it’s the climax but nnggfhh long
Do y’all like my fanfiction planner that’s usually in my fanfiction bag where I plan all my fics??
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Do y’all like my fanfiction planner that’s usually in my fanfiction bag where I plan all my fics??
My mom goes out with a friend once a month and I make supper
And she kept bitching that I only make asian cuisine (please note she doesn’t have supper when she goes out)
So this month I made bacon cheeseburger pasta - I hope it pleases her North American sensibilities
And she kept bitching that I only make asian cuisine (please note she doesn’t have supper when she goes out)
So this month I made bacon cheeseburger pasta - I hope it pleases her North American sensibilities
December 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My mom goes out with a friend once a month and I make supper
And she kept bitching that I only make asian cuisine (please note she doesn’t have supper when she goes out)
So this month I made bacon cheeseburger pasta - I hope it pleases her North American sensibilities
And she kept bitching that I only make asian cuisine (please note she doesn’t have supper when she goes out)
So this month I made bacon cheeseburger pasta - I hope it pleases her North American sensibilities
Guess who’s been feeling shitty and depressed all week for no reason!!! It’s ME!
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Guess who’s been feeling shitty and depressed all week for no reason!!! It’s ME!
Just lowkey decorations this year since I got to do my desk at the office too!
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just lowkey decorations this year since I got to do my desk at the office too!
