Josée the First
@joseethefirst.bsky.social
Josée ☆37☆She/They☆ENG/FR ☆ Storytelling Enthusiast ☆Serial Liker ☆ Mother of Bears ☆Not For Children or Minors ☆🔞☆ madansemacabre on ao3☆icon drawn by me by hand! ☆NO AI ☆
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Resharing this #TereDio fic after that Logos letter.
On the eve of their assault on the akashic laying siege to Ran’dellah, Dion and Terence face the inevitable. Canon typical violence, darker imagery. Rated Explicit.
Chapter I: Bone of Saints. #TereDio
archiveofourown.org/works/631789...
Chapter I: Bone of Saints. #TereDio
archiveofourown.org/works/631789...
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Resharing this #TereDio fic after that Logos letter.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is
Tweet: “When Al makes that noise it means-“ + vid
Me:/listens to the noise
Me:…that’s radio static…you…guys don’t…know what radio static is?
Me: oh god…the kids don’t know what radio static is
Me:
Me:/listens to the noise
Me:…that’s radio static…you…guys don’t…know what radio static is?
Me: oh god…the kids don’t know what radio static is
Me:
an elderly woman is sitting at a desk counting money with the words `` senior discount at 10 am '' above her .
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a desk counting money with the words `` senior discount at 10 am '' above her .
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tweet: “When Al makes that noise it means-“ + vid
Me:/listens to the noise
Me:…that’s radio static…you…guys don’t…know what radio static is?
Me: oh god…the kids don’t know what radio static is
Me:
Me:/listens to the noise
Me:…that’s radio static…you…guys don’t…know what radio static is?
Me: oh god…the kids don’t know what radio static is
Me:
Work Christmas lunch!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Work Christmas lunch!!
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these ppl are unsurprisingly genuinely uninterested in healing and reconciliation. it's actually about grievance grifting
December 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
these ppl are unsurprisingly genuinely uninterested in healing and reconciliation. it's actually about grievance grifting
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Here's Lagoona and Clawdeen for good measure :)
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Here's Lagoona and Clawdeen for good measure :)
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Draculaura is done! I think this is the last Monster High fanart I'll have time for this year, but it was a fun :D
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Draculaura is done! I think this is the last Monster High fanart I'll have time for this year, but it was a fun :D
20/20 baby!!! I have boomer parents who were teachers!
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
20/20 baby!!! I have boomer parents who were teachers!
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As winter evenings wear.
#TereDio #DionLesage #TerenceBellamie #FFXVI #FinalFantasyXVI #TereDioHoliday
#TereDio #DionLesage #TerenceBellamie #FFXVI #FinalFantasyXVI #TereDioHoliday
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
As winter evenings wear.
#TereDio #DionLesage #TerenceBellamie #FFXVI #FinalFantasyXVI #TereDioHoliday
#TereDio #DionLesage #TerenceBellamie #FFXVI #FinalFantasyXVI #TereDioHoliday
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December 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Canadian Customers! 🍁 We’ve lowered shipping pricing on our fabrics. If you’ve been eying something, now’s a great time! dangerousladies.ca/collections/...
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Char and Amuro have to murder suicide each other and tragically die young but also they have to grow old together with a whole bunch of Haros. These two things can both be true. I believe
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Char and Amuro have to murder suicide each other and tragically die young but also they have to grow old together with a whole bunch of Haros. These two things can both be true. I believe
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God I love walking downtown
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
God I love walking downtown
Record of Ragnarok’s version of Leonidas got me going AWOOGA - he’s so Smoker-coded????
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Record of Ragnarok’s version of Leonidas got me going AWOOGA - he’s so Smoker-coded????
Dude, I know I kept saying I was exhausted but after supper yesterday, I fell asleep at like 6:30 and aside from sporadically waking up to go to the bathroom and shit, I slept until 5:30 the next morning???
The fuck???
The fuck???
December 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Dude, I know I kept saying I was exhausted but after supper yesterday, I fell asleep at like 6:30 and aside from sporadically waking up to go to the bathroom and shit, I slept until 5:30 the next morning???
The fuck???
The fuck???
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Every time I’m even a little spicy-cranky on Instagram, they send me a little automated “Hey buddy, are you okay? We’re concerned about your mental health” message, which is rich considering Meta is actually factually literally a huge reason for everybody’s deteriorating mental health
December 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Every time I’m even a little spicy-cranky on Instagram, they send me a little automated “Hey buddy, are you okay? We’re concerned about your mental health” message, which is rich considering Meta is actually factually literally a huge reason for everybody’s deteriorating mental health
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my pretty christmas tree
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
my pretty christmas tree
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Wishing everyone a lovely holiday and hope you find joy among friends, family, or online circles this December.
Thank you for another year of friendship within the TereDio fandom. Happy Holidays!
#teredio #ffxvi #finalfantasy16 #teredioholiday
Thank you for another year of friendship within the TereDio fandom. Happy Holidays!
#teredio #ffxvi #finalfantasy16 #teredioholiday
December 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wishing everyone a lovely holiday and hope you find joy among friends, family, or online circles this December.
Thank you for another year of friendship within the TereDio fandom. Happy Holidays!
#teredio #ffxvi #finalfantasy16 #teredioholiday
Thank you for another year of friendship within the TereDio fandom. Happy Holidays!
#teredio #ffxvi #finalfantasy16 #teredioholiday
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I have just found out that some reprehensible fucking dork has made an AI chatbot based on the character I played on The Magnus Archives and *it has my voice*. I genuinely don't think I have ever felt so fucking violated. My actual voice. Saying things I have never said. I feel sick.
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I have just found out that some reprehensible fucking dork has made an AI chatbot based on the character I played on The Magnus Archives and *it has my voice*. I genuinely don't think I have ever felt so fucking violated. My actual voice. Saying things I have never said. I feel sick.
LOL I lost ☹️ but my friend won so it’s okay
December 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
LOL I lost ☹️ but my friend won so it’s okay
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.