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Josée the First

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Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · Feb 20

I forgot to update this!! Plans changed bc my polar bear hotel room is in Asahikawa and not Sapporo and it’ll be a cold day in hell before I cancel it! CURRENT Japan 2025 gameplan trip!

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 7h

Urrgghh I’m finally done pretty much putting everything away 😭😭😭😭 that took forever and I still haven’t done the laundry since the machine broke and the new one is only coming tomorrow!!

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 7h

Oh it’s so cute!!

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 11h

(i tried to post this BEFORE the movie!!! It was SO GOOD!!)

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 11h

Hey boy - Are you ready to see Denji suffer? (Again)

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Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 14h

Dude the Cup Noodle I made was so FUCKING GOOD!!!! My dad said it smelled amazing hahahah!!!

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 22h

I’m gonna finish uploading the pics this weekend! I’m hoping that it I do it on my laptop maybe blusky will stop CRASHING WHEN I TRY TO POST THEM

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 22h

I am glad to report that Mt Soft (my bed) continues to be the most excellent of all beds!! I slept like a dream last night as well as during my nap!! May Mt Soft’s reign continue forever!!!

a woman is standing in front of a bed in a bedroom with the words `` my sanctuary '' written on the bottom .

ALT: a woman is standing in front of a bed in a bedroom with the words `` my sanctuary '' written on the bottom .

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Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 1d

I did the horrible mistake that amid sorting out all my things, I climbed into my Mt Soft

Oh no

a cartoon of winnie the pooh sleeping with a purple hat

ALT: a cartoon of winnie the pooh sleeping with a purple hat

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Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 1d

I arrived in Vancouver last night! Sadly only in Ottawa now

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 1d

Not yet!! At the Ottawa airport rn BUT SOON

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Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 6d

TODAY IS ROT DAY!!!! I am genuinely so excited! (she says this but also has to organize all her receipts and come to the crippling realization of how much she spent) GONNA TAKE IT SO EASY TODAY!!!!!

(She also has to do laundry)

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 7d

And I FINALLY found a Godiva!! Happen to cross one as I was between rides and switching stations!!! All in all - started the day off poorly, but I managed to get home in not that much pain and still got things done!

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 7d

Found this at Nakano!! I was looking got that lamp for a Christmas present for my lil sister!!! Also found a Daiso! Pulled the bloody ver of the Husbands !! Also konbini/pharmacy bc we hurt (macadamia nuts are for my mom she loves them)

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 7d

I spent all day and since I landed in Japan, looking for fucking sandals or slides to wear to run quick errands without putting on sneakers!!! I’ve tried literally like 20 stores

My hotel as selling some 😭😭😭

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Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 7d

GOLDEN KAMUY POPCORN COMBO!!! Got an Ogata in the gacha and I bought the booklet! Part 1 of the OVA was SO fucking good!! I’m so bummed that I’m missing pt 2 by a week!

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 7d

was HOWLING at this display dndnnxnx also lunch and supper! I didn’t wind up doing EVERY floor of Nakano bc it was so hot and fucking crowded that I was getting sick

Which I did get in a fancy ass store in Ginza’s bathroom - sorry!

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 7d

Day 11 - Tokyo
Started the day with bedrotting and then mustered up the get-go to go do some shopping before the movie — Re-read the Sapporo Beer Hall arc before I left

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Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 8d

Stopping here tonight for the photos! Should be able to catch up tomorrow bc I took less photos lol

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 8d

closed on me - AND IT REALLY FUCKING HURT??? It was shocking how painful that was. Also Tokyo subway stations are bigger than the Ottawa airport. I was so exhausted by the time I returned to my hotel

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 8d

So the bad: I almost fell down the stairs twice. Went to Donki and it was packed and made me wanna end myself!!! Also I also wiped out on their stairs bc the elevator line was too long

Also I was trying to get on a train and didn’t realize that the doors were closing and they

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Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 8d

And I got this little keychain at the Nintendo museum!

Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 8d

Spoils of war!

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Josée the First @joseethefirst.bsky.social · 8d

I DIDN’T MEAN TO CUT OFF MAMORU DNDNNXNZNZN