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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼
@joshkettles.bsky.social
🏝️ I just really like Survivor
🔥 Strategy Pod http://FuturePastSurvivor.com
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Tag me in #Survivor #Bluey #LOTR memes
One week of PTO has rewired my brain*
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Everything reminds me of her
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We all agree it’s on sight with this man right?

#squidgame
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I have had ZERO stress spending a week off of work vacationing in Hawaii EXCEPT at night when I’ve been watching @marklevy.bsky.social compete on #SquidGame 😭

#Team100
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Out of office
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We’ll see how being 19 seltzers in affects my candyland performance
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Getting buzzed Denny-style on a Sunday in Maui.

@dennycarter.bsky.social
@livingthestream.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The illustrious Rio Teixeira — artist behind many of your favorite #Survivor projects (including #FUPASU) — joined us to chat Sage v Shannon, galaxy brain knowledge is power ideas, & more!

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#survivor49
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Happy Halloween! 💀
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Recording #FUPASU tonight!

Probably the last week to get any religion questions in this season. We’ll also be having fun with some mid-season superlatives — please feel free to submit any nominations!

Plus, Bryan’s apparently got a fun tactical idea to discuss…

#survivor #survivor
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So apparently this four tribes of four thing is the merge? I’m cautiously optimistic that it’ll be better than what we’ve gotten so far with mergatory.

#survivor
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Was I cooking here — or am I delusional?

#survivor49 #survivor
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
He’s not wrong…
October 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m often more ashamed than proud that my first career was working at an evangelical church.

However, I just went back and looked at the church’s yelp page and was reminded that at least I can hang my hat on the fact that I helped contribute to creating a community where this guy felt unwelcome.
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Congrats, Nate, on being awarded a RESI this week. 🏆

Going on a journey is always risky, but Nate’s tactical approach to each decision & dilemma related to this week’s journey led to him getting the most out of it and — what’s often more important — losing the least.

#survivor #survivor49
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m not on twitter, but anyone have social media intel to share here to see how this is playing out so far?

#survivor
October 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
For her tactical divulgence at an opportune moment, Sage has been awarded a RESI this week.

Regardless of how this plays out, we believe her awareness of her position in the NuKele pecking order and general position in the game warranted sharing valuable intel on the Uli idol.

#survivor
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Rocky-avelli.
Bag-sputin.
Keyser Stone-ze.

Bryan has awarded Jawan a RESI this week for his prosperous petrological plot.

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#survivor #survivor49
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Serious Saturday projects
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
After sharing where the Uli idol is, I can’t get the “They’re the same picture” meme out of my head with these two.

I think Sage is going to meet similar levels of distain from Uli as Cochran did when he flipped in SoPa.

Y’all really think Savannah is going to show Sage any mercy???

#survivor
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Get you a podcast that can do both
October 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Did Jesus get high on God?

Listen to two guys who took a combined 14 semesters in under- & post-grad ancient language courses in order to translate the bible directly themselves weigh in…😅

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#survivor
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
WALK WITH ME

Nate and MC agree that regardless of whoever gets to the advantage first, they tear it in two each keeping a half, incentivizing collaboration both on the journey and at the impending merge.

#survivor
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Recording tonight. Let me know if you have any questions for me and Bryan to discuss (the best episode of the season?)!

#survivor
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM