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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · Nov 27

The plural of Shot in the Dark is Shot in the Darks not Shots in the Dark

#survivor #survivor47

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2h

Honestly, I do see a little of what he’s saying, but it’s mostly to do with loss votes specifically. I think the complexity of voting scenarios has now exploded to a degree that it is kind of impossible to imagine Christian explaining to Colby the calculations (or even the rules) now 😂

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2h

Serious Saturday projects

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 3h

I noticed this too! Also, I guarantee we see an uptick in swimming challenges next season with Ozzy and Jonathan out there…

MAKE SURVIVOR WET AGAIN

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 3h

This was the most I’d applied my graduate degree in years….. so thank you for the question 😅

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 9h

After sharing where the Uli idol is, I can’t get the “They’re the same picture” meme out of my head with these two.

I think Sage is going to meet similar levels of distain from Uli as Cochran did when he flipped in SoPa.

Y’all really think Savannah is going to show Sage any mercy???

#survivor

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 9h

God hath smote Tyrod once more.

Unbelievable.

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 9h

Tyrod Taylor (knee) ruled out Week 8.

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 1d

Get you a podcast that can do both

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah — understandable honestly though. This is a transcript from our podcast, with my co-host Bryan sarcastically being pedantic, and me mockingly calling him “Jordan Peterson” in response

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair he was being sarcastic here — I just thought this transcript was funny 😂

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 1d

Did Jesus get high on God?

Listen to two guys who took a combined 14 semesters in under- & post-grad ancient language courses in order to translate the bible directly themselves weigh in…😅

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#survivor

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 1d

TWISH is definitely “the epithet of Samoa’s 8th place finisher” + “the first name of the composer of the iconic Ancient Voices” + “the first letter of the tribe that lost Gabon’s first challenge” + “the first syllable of the only person to be voted out of Survivor and win @jordankalish.bsky.social

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 1d

I think Matt Blankenship losing two consecutive votes on that journey in 44 has set the precedent that any combo of loss votes are banked for subsequent tribals like his were (though that situation was slightly different as it was all part of one journey game, so it’s not 100% definitive to me)

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Survivor Fact Checker @robsfactchecker.bsky.social · 1d

"This is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life" count from episode 5 of #Survivor 49: THREE

1. MC after doing the Journey challenge
2. Rizo after the Immunity Challenge
3. Alex after killing the chicken

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 1d

a woman with a head scarf on her head looks down

ALT: a woman with a head scarf on her head looks down

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Dan Oehm @danoehm.bsky.social · 1d

Today's #Survivor rabbit hole

After #Survivor49 ep 5, two things stood out:
1. Every player left in the game that has gone to tribal council has a 100% successful boot % (assuming ep4 was a split vote).
2. Half the players haven't been to Tribal Council

What I found out about 2 is kind of cool 👇 🧵

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t stop thinking about this

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2d

Oh got it! Yeah. I call this a “B-lliance”!

Jeff Pitman @truedorktimes.bsky.social · 2d

(*Shannon’s idea)

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2d

There’s definitely a lot to borrow from AU!! But wait can you explain more about Savannah’s idea and the overlap here with the AU Champions?

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2d

Didn’t seem so in Survivor AU, and I would love to find out in US Survivor! I’m sure they’d let it play because it’s such a fun, unique tactic that Parvati has now pioneered

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2d

WALK WITH ME

Nate and MC agree that regardless of whoever gets to the advantage first, they tear it in two each keeping a half, incentivizing collaboration both on the journey and at the impending merge.

#survivor

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2d

Goats get high on hay.
Jesus got high on God.
What do you get high on, Shannon??

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2d

Recording tonight. Let me know if you have any questions for me and Bryan to discuss (the best episode of the season?)!

#survivor

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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2d

Endure and Let Go.

#survivor

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 2d

“Goats get high in hay. Jesus got high on God.”

Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 3d

Why am I wrong? What am I missing here?

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